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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Most of those pumps have an unmarked mute button. Just gotta find the right one.

    Also thank goodness I have base access again. I just get my gas on base because fuck Cali gas prices.
    Star card at the shoppette baby!

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    I don’t know if it’s days or the amount of times, but according to my bio I have 25 infractions.

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    My current base in Sonoma county is actually worse then the local prices, which is just dumb.

    At last check it was 4.03 for Costco and 4.59 on base, and whenever I notice other gas stations they're floating in the 4.40ish range.

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    Is it ok to randomly think about having sex with random people if you are married? I recently got arrested by the thought police because I said yes.

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    Just because you’re in a long term relationship doesn’t mean every other person on the planet becomes unattractive. It’s controlling and insecurity to think that if your partner thinks of sex with other people it’s wrong. Like guess you can never read books with sex scenes, watch porn, movies or tv shows with sex. Or even go to the beach or workout or see other people. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Is it ok to randomly think about having sex with random people if you are married? I recently got arrested by the thought police because I said yes.
    How can you not, anyone say otherwise is a lying ass liar

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    p sure i've reflexively and almost immediately given everyone i've ever seen a silent yes, nope, or maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    How can you not, anyone say otherwise is a lying ass liar
    Would you call your wife a liar to her face? When I asked why she's mad, she said how would you feel if you found out that she thinks about fucking other people. She straight up said she doesn't.

    I think she's lying. She's the one that asked the question about a girl I work with, that she's admitted to having a crush on, but not sexual.

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    Hold up doesn't she actually fuck other people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Would you call your wife a liar to her face? When I asked why she's mad, she said how would you feel if you found out that she thinks about fucking other people. She straight up said she doesn't.

    I think she's lying. She's the one that asked the question about a girl I work with, that she's admitted to having a crush on, but not sexual.
    I’m sure she looks at someone like The Rock or Ryan Reynolds or what have you and is like dang I’d love to just hang out with that man in a totally platonic and non sexual way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Hold up doesn't she actually fuck other people
    For the billionth time no. It was talked about because she was attracted to another girl, but she says it was not sexual. LOL

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    i am currently thinking about banging dimmys wife too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    p sure i've reflexively and almost immediately given everyone i've ever seen a silent yes, nope, or maybe
    I like to spice it up with "yeah that'll do in a pinch" or "nothin wrong with that"

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    Dimmy, does she know you watch porn? Or is her problem just real people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Would you call your wife a liar to her face? When I asked why she's mad, she said how would you feel if you found out that she thinks about fucking other people. She straight up said she doesn't.

    I think she's lying. She's the one that asked the question about a girl I work with, that she's admitted to having a crush on, but not sexual.
    She's definitely lying but a lot of people in relationships especially long term ones think that if their partner has sexual thoughts about another person then they're no longer desirable. The scarcity mindset when it comes to attraction is toxic.

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    Just spent 4 months working with the same guy. Guess he's comfortable enough with me now to let me know how Biden is ruining the country, and his head is full of conspiracies(anti Vax, trump is a true patriot, banks control the government etc) . Why can't people just work?

    What a shame. We really worked well together. Dudes really good at his job too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Dimmy, does she know you watch porn? Or is her problem just real people?
    YOOOOOOOOO THIS NIGGA DEHUMANIZING SEX WORKERS

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Dimmy, does she know you watch porn? Or is her problem just real people?
    She also watches porn when she jacks off. Granted she's probably done that like once or twice a year according to her. She says she enjoys seeing other people enjoying sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    She's definitely lying but a lot of people in relationships especially long term ones think that if their partner has sexual thoughts about another person then they're no longer desirable. The scarcity mindset when it comes to attraction is toxic.
    I've been together almost 30 years, I understand that mindset, but also give me a fucking break.

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