Random Thoughts

**kuronosan** · 2021-09-21 21:48

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

surely pam anderson is up there

Doing what, pretending to be relevant?

**Rhyis.** · 2021-09-21 22:08

girl had famous tits back in the day. who didn't jerk off to barb wire

**thetruepandagod** · 2021-09-22 00:33

i was more of a bulma and secret plot fella

**Demosthenes** · 2021-09-22 05:10

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Is it ok to randomly think about having sex with random people if you are married? I recently got arrested by the thought police because I said yes.

Yes. It's perfectly fine. I wonder what sex with Kat Dennings would be like all the time, but I'm not actually going to fuck her, even if she was magically slanging that pussy at me since, my open relationship days are long over. Not only is it perfectly fine, it's healthy. We're not monogamous by nature, just culturally. As long as you're not acting on it and have no intention to act on it, thought police can go fuck themselves.

**Mertron** · 2021-09-22 06:43

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

I wonder what sex with Kat Dennings would be like all the time, but I'm not actually going to fuck her

well not with that attitude

**Mertron** · 2021-09-22 06:43

don’t let your dreams be dreams

**Dimmauk** · 2021-09-22 07:31

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Yes. It's perfectly fine. I wonder what sex with Kat Dennings would be like all the time, but I'm not actually going to fuck her, even if she was magically slanging that pussy at me since, my open relationship days are long over. Not only is it perfectly fine, it's healthy. We're not monogamous by nature, just culturally. As long as you're not acting on it and have no intention to act on it, thought police can go fuck themselves.

Yeah, I got reemed for being honest. Meanwhile, my wife lied about it, got mad at me for being honest and there was no way I'd call her out on lying because she would lie about lying.
An old friend once told me to let them be mad at the first thing, but if you keep adding more to get mad at, than that's on you.

**Demosthenes** · 2021-09-22 07:40

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

**Day** · 2021-09-22 09:21

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

An old friend once told me to let them be mad at the first thing, but if you keep adding more to get mad at, than that's on you.

wise words

**AoE** · 2021-09-22 09:59

Kat Dennings got a donk though so I'm with it.

**Salodin** · 2021-09-22 10:05

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Yeah, I got reemed for being honest. Meanwhile, my wife lied about it, got mad at me for being honest and there was no way I'd call her out on lying because she would lie about lying.
An old friend once told me to let them be mad at the first thing, but if you keep adding more to get mad at, than that's on you.

Yeah gotta let the first truth simmer before you start spraying truths all over her face. Also gotta read the room tho, if she looked like she was in a place where she needed validation and to feel desired, give her the white lie. If she's being playful and joking with you, throw the "yeah I'd fuck of course" and have a laugh. Women aren't dumb man, they know your eye wanders from time to time but that doesn't mean you're gonna act on it.

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

Oh god this. This so much

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**NynJa** · 2021-09-22 10:08

Originally Posted by Salodin

Women aren't dumb man

Simp

**kuronosan** · 2021-09-22 10:27

I mean if your spouse has problems with you having thoughts about fucking a celebrity you have zero chance with you probably have other issues to work through.

**NynJa** · 2021-09-22 10:37

Salodin: "women aint dumb man"
Women while cuddling with their man: "Would you still love me if I were bald, missing teeth and only had 1 arm"

**Salodin** · 2021-09-22 11:08

Originally Posted by NynJa

Salodin: "women aint dumb man"
Women while cuddling with their man: "Would you still love me if I were bald, missing teeth and only had 1 arm"

The answer is always yes

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**Xno Kappa** · 2021-09-22 11:22

Originally Posted by AoE

Kat Dennings got a donk though so I'm with it.

Bro it was fucking hilarious how the costume designers for WandaVision were blatantly trying to hide her curves lol.

**Demosthenes** · 2021-09-22 13:02

Originally Posted by AoE

Kat Dennings got a donk though so I'm with it.

Get up, come on get down with the thiccness
Get up, come on get down with the thiccness
Get up, come on get down with the thiccness

**AoE** · 2021-09-22 13:03

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Bro it was fucking hilarious how the costume designers for WandaVision were blatantly trying to hide her curves lol.

The only white people I trust anymore are the ones who appreciate a good ass. Signifies similar values or something.

**Demosthenes** · 2021-09-22 13:04

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Bro it was fucking hilarious how the costume designers for WandaVision were blatantly trying to hide her curves lol.

A crime. I just watched the what if like 30 mins ago, and the whole time I kept going, y'all know she's stacked right?

**NynJa** · 2021-09-22 13:11

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Get up, come on get down with the thiccness
Get up, come on get down with the thiccness
Get up, come on get down with the thiccness

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