something something everyone needed, something something nobody wanted.
:guy in members only jacket emerges from bathroom, blows tony sopranos brains all over the diner:
:record scratch:
yep, that’s me. you’re probably wondering how i got into this situation-
im sorry what
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everyone act natural
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Wilder Valderrama has one of the most impressive resumes’ in Hollywood.
2015 - Minority Report
I'm pretty sure it was only because Fox had him by the balls somehow.
They needed a new chew toy to replace Mark Valley.
Teacher Celine is pretty damn fine.
Do religious people believe in ghosts more than aliens, and do non-religious people believe in aliens more than ghosts?
Do you think that the good people at the 3DIO mic company ever imagined their products would be used by so many e-girls to send people to horny jail?
Not sure whats worse: jerking off to asmr or jerking off to an anime pillow.
Jerking off? You mean touching a dick? Sounds pretty gay tbh
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Quarterly meeting day for work. Play stupid games. One was guess the movie based on the emojis.
Answer was Les Miserables
It was an emoji of the DUTCH flag.
I guessed Hitman's Bodyguard
[Angry Victor Hugo Noises]
The fuck does a dutch flag have to do with Les Miserables?
They just grabbed the quiz off Google without checking if it made sense. I made a point about another mistake. It was Bat Pig Skull.
I said Contagion (correct) but the quiz said Pandemic (wrong based off the plot synopsis)
Your coworkers sound pretty.
His coworkers sound pretty book hotdog brokenimage?
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