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    You know blocking users is a nice change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    xno coming in hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Just replying lmao at everything is your metric for that title? The military truly rewards the lowest common denominators.
    You do understand I was posting that in direct response to what Xno had just said right?

    Cause in all honesty clearly the most humorless posters are kuro and yourself since you both seem to make it your personal missions to find offense in every other post on this forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    You know blocking users is a nice change.
    Why would i block my biggest fans?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    You do understand I was posting that in direct response to what Xno had just said right?

    Cause in all honesty clearly the most humorless posters are kuro and yourself since you both seem to make it your personal missions to find offense in every other post on this forum.
    I mean it’s a bunch of men in their 30s and 40s recycling jokes from their teenage years and expecting them to still hit the same.

    And please you can’t tell a joke or add to any conversation to save anyone. Never once has anyone quoted a Krandor post as anything funny or interesting. The equivalent of white people chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    You do understand I was posting that in direct response to what Xno had just said right?

    Cause in all honesty clearly the most humorless posters are kuro and yourself since you both seem to make it your personal missions to find offense in every other post on this forum.
    Yes, I take offense to everything and never laugh.

    Do you want my job? Sweeping generalizations seem to be your thing.

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    the salt is real today let's go back to telling jokes

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    It's Friday fellas. Loosen up just a bit lol.

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    a girl phoned me the other day and said 'come on over, there's nobody home.' i went over. nobody was home.

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    Errr what AG said.

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    The going back to telling jokes part. Not him being ghosted.

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    i remember the time i was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. he said he wanted more proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    the salt is real today let's go back to telling jokes
    I find out amusing y'all think I'm humorless because I think it's poor taste to tell someone (that I've disagreed with numerous times) in a manner of speaking they should die because it was a clever retort to a post.

    Y'all are a special group of people if you think laughing at that for any meaningful period of time is a sense of humor and that calling it out is humorless.

    Move to Cali and whiff some Smug, we're done here.

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    I'm at a new office since the last time I did a white elephant. I think I'm gonna bring back my old go to gift, a blu-ray of Magic Mike XXL.

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    That is also what I would bring for work white elephants.

    Must be a humorless military thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    I find out amusing y'all think I'm humorless because I think it's poor taste to tell someone (that I've disagreed with numerous times) in a manner of speaking they should die because it was a clever retort to a post.

    Y'all are a special group of people if you think laughing at that for any meaningful period of time is a sense of humor and that calling it out is humorless.

    Move to Cali and whiff some Smug, we're done here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    i asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex, she said "no, one drag is enough"
    See? I did laugh.

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