Random Thoughts

[Andalusian girls]

i've never done a white elephant i don't really grasp it. the recievee of the gift is totally random ya you can't target anyone in particular

[Krandor]

I've only ever done it during deployments where we won't be around family members for the holidays

[kuronosan]

A student asked me what the worst field was and I told him proctology because they work with assholes all the time.

[Milkster]

i've never done a white elephant i don't really grasp it. the recievee of the gift is totally random ya you can't target anyone in particular

Supposed to be a gift that is obscene or makes people bashful. Like buying them Cruising with AL Pacino or King Kobra the movie.

[Day]

I find out amusing y'all think I'm humorless because I think it's poor taste to tell someone (that I've disagreed with numerous times) in a manner of speaking they should die because it was a clever retort to a post.

Y'all are a special group of people if you think laughing at that for any meaningful period of time is a sense of humor and that calling it out is humorless.

Move to Cali and whiff some Smug, we're done here.

shut up nerd

[Day]

coming to spam and joke policing, but we are the special ones lol

[Demosthenes]

southern Baptist vs catholics: who has the most internalized shame

Southern baptists have no shame.

[Dimmauk]

coming to spam and joke policing, but we are the special ones lol

Yall shouldn't have been joking about Adele. She looks amazing and she has an amazing voice. Shame on you

[Salodin]

Me reading all these posts on my dual-monitor setup at work.

Lmao, I feel this so hard when it's people other than myself going on for dozens of posts on garbage

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[Salodin]

a girl phoned me the other day and said 'come on over, there's nobody home.' i went over. nobody was home.

This real? Cause lmao

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[Salodin]

Kuro is you're gonna be humorless in this thread, at least tell me the risks of mixing cyclobenzaprine and methocarbamol cause neither of these muscle relaxers are quite doing it so maybe I should just start mixing the pink and yellow ones and see what's up

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[Salodin]

If I start shit posting tonight I apologize in advanced

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[Krandor]

He's not being humorless, he posted a doctor joke he googled

[AoE]

Went to hang out in the Bay area for Thanksgiving and my friend's dad literally sounds like Dave Chappelle imitating a white guy. The dad's black.

[kuronosan]

Kuro is you're gonna be humorless in this thread, at least tell me the risks of mixing cyclobenzaprine and methocarbamol cause neither of these muscle relaxers are quite doing it so maybe I should just start mixing the pink and yellow ones and see what's up

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You really shouldn't. They're somewhat synergistic. If neither is working talk to your doctor.

He's not being humorless, he posted a doctor joke he googled

Yes, as we know a doctor who works with other doctors has to Google jokes about other doctors.

[Melena]

If I start shit posting tonight I apologize in advanced

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I'm in Vegas this weekend myself, so I apologize in advance for any drunk posts

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[AoE]

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/st...7rhqSgCGQ&s=19

[NynJa]

Yall shouldn't have been joking about Adele. She looks amazing and she has an amazing voice. Shame on you

You forgot stunning and brave

[Mertron]

people look better with masks on, flat out

just about any time i see someone wearing a mask, the instant they lower it or whatever it’s like “eh, they looked better before”

anyway muslims have the right idea

[Mertron]

you guys know the fake kawhi leanord “it’s apple time” story? how would i make something like that go viral? i have an idea for antonio brown

so antonio brown goes to visit his doctor, and he says “doc, i want you to change my blood type to AB” and the doctor is like “uh yeah we can’t just change your blood type from what you have” and ab says “then why don’t you take all the blood out of my body and replace it with ab blood” and the doctor is like “well we can’t do that, and even if we did all your organs would fail and you would die, why would you even want this” and ab is like “because im AB, and i want everything about me to be 100% AB all the time, baby” and the doctor is like well anyway you’ll die instantly, and AB is like I WOULD RATHER DIE 100% AB THAN LIVE NOT BEING 100% AB, and that’s basically the gist of it