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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    That's silly.
    I mean she wasn't thinking about it so I kinda sprung the idea on her but

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    If she watched the new SATC I understand why.
    She did not

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    She'd like to be a fancy rich lady who uses a Peloton but she's not sure if she actually is so

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    Me going on break to this topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I mean she wasn't thinking about it so I kinda sprung the idea on her but
    K so it's a real "I don't know" not "I don't know uwu."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Glad my relationship is not this petty.
    I know you're just doing your thing but it wasn't as literal as it came off. I could get her absolutely nothing and she'd be just as happy. The onus is on me for not being like "hey she said not to worry about it, but when I was like nah I got you hun she dropped a $5k list saying well this is what I really need, but not like you better get this shit or we're gonna have problems so imma post it like she was dead serious for a laugh."

    We went through some tough times over the years, but she's an amazing woman. Her only real expectations of me are to just keep being the father and husband I've been. That's it.

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    I bought my girlfriend a camera and found a quote she liked on a print and had it framed.

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    Not recent but this one chick I was kinda seeing/banging years ago, we were in that not really relationship phase but still kinda socially obligated to get each other something for Christmas. Well I knew she was really involved in this local MS Society charity so I made a donation in her name and when she found out about it she called me to arrange a time to fuck right then and there. So I think that works pretty well.

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    i am buying no one anything, feels good

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    buy me something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    buy me something
    you already have the gift of HERBERT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    buy me something
    u goin to pauls tonight?

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    maybe

    maybe not

    maybe fuck yaself

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    I've been married for 21 years and with my wife for almost 30 years. LOL if yall think I'm afraid of her. Of course I'm going to get her something, of course ill spend more than she does on me, and of course she won't feel guilty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadritan View Post
    I know you're just doing your thing but it wasn't as literal as it came off. I could get her absolutely nothing and she'd be just as happy. The onus is on me for not being like "hey she said not to worry about it, but when I was like nah I got you hun she dropped a $5k list saying well this is what I really need, but not like you better get this shit or we're gonna have problems so imma post it like she was dead serious for a laugh."

    We went through some tough times over the years, but she's an amazing woman. Her only real expectations of me are to just keep being the father and husband I've been. That's it.

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    Aiight. Just couldn't tell that you weren't being serious.

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    Peloton en route, my wife will finally be a fancy rich lady

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Peloton en route, my wife will finally be a fancy rich lady
    Is the fancy tag worth it? We're thinking of getting one in the future.

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    You could download the app and get a normal stationary bike

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    pelotons are in fact not worth it, but whatever gets u ambulating

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