Random Thoughts

[Salodin]

Stop lying like there ain't some Hispanic family throwing a party out there, bachata'ing their asses off until 5 in the morning.

Next time I'm renting an impromptu Airbnb by the beach and inviting anyone and everyone over the locals just rarely do it cause going out east is such a bitch when we all live west by the everglades. It's only like a 30min trip, but no one wants to do that at 3am when you're fucked up lol. The clubs are already a stretch when the distance and travel time is similar just to show up and it be dead, and I ain't driving over an hour to Miami to check those clubs out.

Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk

[Melena]

Local bar used to be owned by the former drummer of Machinehead, so it was common on St. Patricks day and other holidays for him to hit up this other bar that has room for a stage and jam with members of Tesla, Morbid Angel, Slayer, and others.

[Milkster]

I almost did but the mood changed quick when we showed up to the gay bar and there was like 1 old chick at the bar and a fat dude eating in the corner. Wifey was like nvm I just want to go home and go to sleep. NEXT TIME GDI

Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk

Gay bars in Fort Lauderdale. Make sure y'all go to The Eagle

[NynJa]

Coming soon to spam
Salodin: “i took the wifey to a gay bar called the eagle and we had a 3some with this black dude, was fun”
Milkster: “i hooked up with this couple and smashed the str8 husband”

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/ellisatucci/stat...pdB7k9zTnStSow

[Demosthenes]

bachata

The lord's dance.

[Xno Kappa]

Stop lying like there ain't some Hispanic family throwing a party out there, bachata'ing their asses off until 5 in the morning.

[kuronosan]

Stop lying like there ain't some Hispanic family throwing a party out there, bachata'ing their asses off until 5 in the morning.

They better be

[Anoat]

Marissa Tomei’s name is an anagram of “Itssame Mario” and now I think I love her even more

[Milkster]

To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom the admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom the imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.

[Rhyis.]

Sometimes I wonder if you've ever read a dictionary

[Milkster]

You sit down to read a dictionary cover to cover just because

[Rhyis.]

lighter reading than the silmarillion

[Milkster]

Anyway homosociality explains a lot

[NynJa]

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

[Zealot]

I've heard that promo a thousand times (happily so) and it never occurred to me that he ends it with "spell" instead of "add up" and it just makes it so much more brilliant.

Sent from my SM-N981U using Tapatalk

[Krandor]

It's one of the key components of the video



Of course, Kurt Angle got hurt and was replaced with Kazarian, thus screwing up the math and allowing Senior Joe to win

[NynJa]

Kurt Angle wasnt hurt. He just knew he couldnt beat Big Poppa Pump, and he wasnt even gonna try.

[Rhyis.]

Big Poppa Pump

is this a real nickname lol

[Krandor]

Oh baby if you have never been introduced to the world of Scott Steiner you are in for a treat