Random Thoughts

[thetruepandagod]

I was thinking how people would be better off having a properly trained guard dog than a gun for home protection, because the dog isn’t going to accidentally kill your kid sneaking back into the house. And for shits I looked it up. GUARD DOGS ARE FUCKING $40,000+. And now I know why people get guns instead.


If your bored I recommend looking up what these companies offer. One mentioned a level where the dog is more than likely to risk its life to protect your safety, but also cuddles (paraphrasing). Humans don’t deserve puppers.

i don't trust people to exercise proper caution with an inanimate object why the fuck should people trust them more with an animate one

[thetruepandagod]

any given day i can watch pet owners instill food aggression into their pets cuz they think its cute to record

[Salodin]

I was thinking how people would be better off having a properly trained guard dog than a gun for home protection, because the dog isn’t going to accidentally kill your kid sneaking back into the house. And for shits I looked it up. GUARD DOGS ARE FUCKING $40,000+. And now I know why people get guns instead.


If your bored I recommend looking up what these companies offer. One mentioned a level where the dog is more than likely to risk its life to protect your safety, but also cuddles (paraphrasing). Humans don’t deserve puppers.

Most people can't handle a properly trained dog or that lifestyle. People don't want a properly trained dog, they want a little life that is aggressively protective of it's food giver, but they just won't admit it.

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[thetruepandagod]

gun unironically safer than some random fuckwit buying a dog he has no idea how to handle, i wonder just how fast a shitty owner can ruin a dogs training, weeks?

[Salodin]

gun unironically safer than some random fuckwit buying a dog he has no idea how to handle, i wonder just how fast a shitty owner can ruin a dogs training, weeks?

I'd say days. The second the dog knows what he can get away with, he's going to for that specific human every single time.

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[AoE]

Gotta co-sign with the boys. I've been around enough people who train their dogs poorly to have faith in the majority of dog owners.

Also once you understand dog psychology a bit, you realize a lot of dogs really ain't that brave nor scary unless they're legit guard dogs which includes their size.

Used to have a dog that would bark up to high heaven until an American Bully ran up on his ass and scared the shit out of him. To be fair my dog was tiny and had a complex.

[NynJa]

To be fair my dog was tiny and had a complex.

Pretty much all tiny dogs like this though.

[Xno Kappa]

Army used to have a program that would let you adopt retired military working dogs, German Shepherds mostly, contingent upon a successful background check by the MPs/CID. I was in the middle of the process myself but couldn't complete it prior to coming down on orders being stationed overseas, which provided it's own set of problems.

Anyways, the vets and handlers are super strict about this stuff and will absolutely make sure it isn't some random bumfuck with zero dog training adopting the pet. I can only imagine the civilian route being exponentially more expensive as it's own deterrent for shitty owners.

[Ksandra]

Most people can't handle a properly trained dog or that lifestyle. People don't want a properly trained dog, they want a little life that is aggressively protective of it's food giver, but they just won't admit it.

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You also forgot the part where they cost 40k.

[Ksandra]

The good part to that cost is that anyone who puts 40k down on a dog is probably going to want to keep the dog doing the thing they paid them to do.

[Xno Kappa]

I often wonder whatever happened to Spartacus.

[kuronosan]

I often wonder whatever happened to Spartacus.

I broke the dam.

[Anoat]

idk if it’s true or not but I’ve heard dogs in the military will always outrank their handler so if the handler abuses them they can be charged with assaulting a superior officer

[Ksandra]

In a crazy timing, I wonder if schools would benefit from these puppers:

https://campuslifesecurity.com/artic...rea=Topics&m=1

[Melena]

Sadly no. At least in the bay area, we are seeing a huge uptick in dog bites and handlers temporarily losing control of their dogs. People running away in terror while screaming will probably confuse the fuck out of the poor dog.

[Xno Kappa]

Are the dogs bullet proof?

[kuronosan]

Do they have bees in their mouth?

[thetruepandagod]

In a crazy timing, I wonder if schools would benefit from these puppers:

https://campuslifesecurity.com/artic...rea=Topics&m=1

get off dogs u wierdo they aren't as great as you think unless they are a controlled environment with proper handlers

[Xno Kappa]

What if we added fricken laser beams to their fricken heads?

[Xno Kappa]

How bout mutated ill-tempered sea bass?