Random Thoughts

[Xno Kappa]

Wanted to take little man to the National Air and Space Museum but apparently it’s closed for renovation. Well that fucks up my plans for today.

[Koyangi]

Something like that would more than likely have been known in advance, therefore, you could have done some research beforehand to be sure.

[NynJa]

There are likely millions of people in North America who are vehemently opposed to eating the part of the banana thats turned brown because its "fucking gross" but will stick their tongue up someones asshole without a second thought.

[Krandor]

I won't eat any part of the banana because I do not enjoy the taste.

[kuronosan]

I won't eat any part of the banana because I do not enjoy the taste.

You have no soul

[NynJa]

I look people dead in the eyes as I eat a banana then softly whisper "no homo"

[AoE]

There are likely millions of people in North America who are vehemently opposed to eating the part of the banana thats turned brown because its "fucking gross" but will stick their tongue up someones asshole without a second thought.

[Dimmauk]

https://youtu.be/FZIs0Wy0m_k

I'm not sure there are any words for this..except..WTF.


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According to my wife, most women don't really enjoy Dildos, the real thing is better.

And I was like, can I ask a lesbian if that's true

[Anoat]

If a lesbian prefers real dick is she really a lesbian though

[kuronosan]

If a lesbian prefers real dick is she really a lesbian though

Yes.

[Demosthenes]

If a lesbian prefers real dick is she really a lesbian though

Yes.

[Milkster]

Tall dudes that are big and jacked are more impressive than short big and jacked dudes. Short, big and jacked dudes are still impressive though.

[kuronosan]

But are impressive, short dudes jacked?

[Milkster]

Always.

[Anoat]

idk man sounds like saying I’m a vegan but I love a good steak

[Milkster]

idk man sounds like saying I’m a vegan but I love a good steak

Trans women can have dicks. Also they can just like the dick and not the person.

[Andalusian girls]

the better question is who cares dude

[Andalusian girls]

when in doubt who cares out

[Andalusian girls]

if it's all consenting adults call yourself a pansexual squirtle vore while you engage in missionary sex with your basic wife before driving to get vanilla ice cream in your toyota corolla i don't give a shit

[Milkster]

if it's all consenting adults call yourself a pansexual squirtle vore while you engage in missionary sex with your basic wife before driving to get vanilla ice cream in your toyota corolla i don't give a shit

Sounds awfully specific