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  1. 2022-08-16 12:49 #7901
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    Daddy went down to the store to get some smokes but still hasn't returned, what do we call that?
  2. 2022-08-16 19:44 #7902
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Well call it meet daddy
    Meat daddy.
  3. 2022-08-16 19:44 #7903
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    No wait, no
  4. 2022-08-16 19:56 #7904
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    i'd use it
  5. 2022-08-16 20:01 #7905
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  6. 2022-08-20 11:58 #7906
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    Watching this godawful baseball movie Summer Catch. Dude strikes a guy out swinging and they put it as a backwards K. Muh immurshion broken.

    Prime Jessica Biel was an absolute goddess at least.
  7. 2022-08-26 11:03 #7907
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    Blazing Saddles could not be made today.





    1) Gene Wilder is dead
    2) The producers would look at the script and say ".... this is just Blazing Saddles"
  8. 2022-08-26 11:06 #7908
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    u avin a giggle
  9. 2022-08-26 11:14 #7909
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  10. 2022-08-26 11:40 #7910
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    lol
  11. 2022-08-26 16:26 #7911
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Gene Wilder is dead
    why would you tear old wounds on a friday
  12. 2022-08-27 14:32 #7912
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    You ever have an itch in your butthole and when you go to sit on the bidet the water blast hits it just right?

    Amazing.
  13. 2022-08-27 16:58 #7913
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    If god didn’t want men to be gay he wouldn’t have put the cum button inside the butthole
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    If god didn’t want men to be gay he wouldn’t have put the cum button inside the butthole
    Have y'all ever tried to press your cum button? I have not, but I'm curious which one of you has

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  15. 2022-08-27 17:37 #7915
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Have y'all ever tried to press your cum button? I have not, but I'm curious which one of you has

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    You know how women shake and are out of it for minutes after orgasming? Yeah men can do that too. Work the prostate while you're stimulating the penis 1000x > than just penile stimulation. It's addictive.

    You have to get accustomed to the sensations. Also you might not cum because the feelings of ecstasy are so intense your brain and body can't handle it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Have y'all ever tried to press your cum button? I have not, but I'm curious which one of you has

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    Never during sex but sometimes in the shower when I go to wash my ass cheeks I’ll be like whoooooaaaa nelly
  17. 2022-08-27 18:28 #7917
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Have y'all ever tried to press your cum button? I have not, but I'm curious which one of you has

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    Yes and its glorious. You should do it
  18. 2022-08-27 19:06 #7918
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    First BG tried to get me pegged, now it's trying to get me to stick a finger up my ass. I see you BG

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  19. 2022-08-27 20:59 #7919
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    It really is a different level.
  20. 2022-08-27 21:41 #7920
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    First BG tried to get me pegged, now it's trying to get me to stick a finger up my ass. I see you BG

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    You'll fuck the AARP card carrying populace but fingering your own butt is weird?
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