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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    You'll fuck the AARP card carrying populace but fingering your own butt is weird?
    I can't cosign this post fam. Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    First BG tried to get me pegged, now it's trying to get me to stick a finger up my ass. I see you BG

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    There's also taking hormones so you can grow breasts. That shit fucking feels good.

    Still sucks when I bang them into stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    First BG tried to get me pegged, now it's trying to get me to stick a finger up my ass. I see you BG

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    i noticed everyone sugesting it is gay

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    willingly denying urself sexual pleasure is something i'm familiar with but cmon bruh let a girl throw a finger up there

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    willingly denying urself sexual pleasure is something i'm familiar with but cmon bruh let a girl throw a finger up there
    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    i noticed everyone sugesting it is gay
    Great, now what do I do? Can't believe the internet is about to get me to stick a finger up my ass

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    ideally someone else does it, it's a bit more exam-like if ur doing it urself

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    she can touch my booty hole but nothing going in, feels like a dece comprise, only half gay

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    Men having sex with women is gay. The straights are not ok.

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    i just do normal stuff

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    A couple girls have tried, was uncomfortable with nothing resembling pleasure, seems likely they'd have to go significantly deeper for anything interesting to happen, don't need a girl getting my poop on her fingers for my pleasure that's ok baby just do normal stuff

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    The prostate isn't more than 4 inches in. Invest in more fiber

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    i must reiterate my longstanding position on it not being physically mentally or metaphysically possible to care less about how why where or what consenting adults flop around on each other

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    that said you're all gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    she can touch my booty hole but nothing going in, feels like a dece comprise, only half gay
    Hah
    Gaaayyyyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    that said you're all gay
    We got promoted to mods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    i must reiterate my longstanding position on it not being physically mentally or metaphysically possible to care less about how why where or what consenting adults flop around on each other
    but i get punched if i date an 18yr old smh

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    i gave u a 20 year window

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    So some real world experience for Salodin: I was bored and fired up the ole sniffies machine and found some str8/married/w/e man, didn't care he was slanging a weapon in them pants and he just wanted to fuck. I'm down so I thought of ole' Salodin and was like let me whip out the ole razzle dazzle on him, get in doggy style and bring my chest down to the bed and reach both hands back. I use one to play with his balls then the other I use some of the lube from his dick and put it on my middle finger before I started working his hole. He came before the first knuckle even got in. He was shaking and breathing heavy, couldn't talk for 5 minutes. This 7 foot wing span ain't use for basketball but it sure is good for ball handling and taking it to the hole.

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