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  1. 2022-08-28 21:11 #7961
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    Well fix it and have her sleep with them all. Make her finger their prostates
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    If She-Hulk fingered Hawkeye's prostate he would probably die.
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    he's a happily married man zels
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    to Lindsay Weir no less
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    If She-Hulk fingered Hawkeye's prostate he would probably die.
    Good. Should've been him on Vormir anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Good. Should've been him on Vormir anyway.
    For fucking real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    i was in bruges two days ago and they wouldn’t let me climb the tower

    not because im a fat American tho, but because it was closed or something
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    Random Thoughts

    They knew the fat American was coming
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    hey im not fat
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    representing the eagles and rutgers worldwide bitches
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    Newest cop
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    dope!!
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    i love your floors
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    i love your floors
    Thanks fam
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    So some real world experience for Salodin: I was bored and fired up the ole sniffies machine and found some str8/married/w/e man, didn't care he was slanging a weapon in them pants and he just wanted to fuck. I'm down so I thought of ole' Salodin and was like let me whip out the ole razzle dazzle on him, get in doggy style and bring my chest down to the bed and reach both hands back. I use one to play with his balls then the other I use some of the lube from his dick and put it on my middle finger before I started working his hole. He came before the first knuckle even got in. He was shaking and breathing heavy, couldn't talk for 5 minutes. This 7 foot wing span ain't use for basketball but it sure is good for ball handling and taking it to the hole.
    this is the gayest thing i have ever read
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    hey im not fat
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    Nice!
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    Random Thoughts

    Sorta relevant but random is random so fuck you.

    With Colorado running out of water I think I’m starting to lean towards Alaska as my retirement spot.
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    you arent built for the north
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    Meh. I’m sure the family I have there can show me the ropes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    hey im not fat
    [spoiler]
    You're not ugly either. This is an interesting development.
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