Random Thoughts

[thetruepandagod]

as is meat

[Xno Kappa]

Some flavors are enjoyable. Wifey put me on it the first time she took me to Cali many moons ago. It’s not exactly a must have.

[NynJa]

Sounds gay

[Zealot]

Oh it's super gay. The gayest. It's the only way we men can safely satisfy all our latent homosexuality urges. Boba balls are the vaccine against gargling real scrotums.

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[Xno Kappa]

You stare Giancarlo Stanton in the eyes and tell me you don’t want to be held by him. I dare you.

[Mertron]

i would not like to be held by him, no

[Mertron]

i would like to do that awkward run-up-to-each-other-and-jump-and-bump-shoulders-in-the-air thing with judge though, although i would have to jump higher, which means i am the better athlete

[NynJa]

Oh it's super gay. The gayest. It's the only way we men can safely satisfy all our latent homosexuality urges. Boba balls are the vaccine against gargling real scrotums.

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Sounds like you have latent homosexuality running in your veins. Your atrocious couch is an overcompensation of that suppression.

[Mertron]

baseball is obviously the least gay sport, as the entire point is to get the balls away from you as soon as possible, and as fast as possible. the pitcher? throws the ball away from him as fast as possible. the catcher has it? throws it back to the pitcher, get it away from me! the fielders? catch the ball but also get rid of it as soon as possible. plays are called “put aways” because you are trying to put the gay tendency to play with balls away.

the batter? his job is also to get the ball away from him as fast as possible, and as far as possible: his job is to even remove the ball from play, to eliminate the gay. this is why it is funny when the opposing fans throw the ball back on the field, they are taunting the other team that they cannot escape their closeted homosexual tendencies

[Roranora]

Sounds like you have latent homosexuality running in your veins. Your atrocious couch is an overcompensation of that suppression.

only the straightest of men would abide that couch position. it'd be unthinkable as a cover-op for a closeted gay man

you might be onto something here

[NynJa]

Cool story bro
But
Pitcher catcher

[Mertron]

Cool story bro
But
Pitcher catcher

it’s what makes the ball-getting away analogy work! these are terms that should indicate gay tendencies but they don’t abide by it! proof: when’s the last time you saw gay sex on he baseball field?

[Krandor]

The triple balk last night was pretty gay tho

[NynJa]

it’s what makes the ball-getting away analogy work! these are terms that should indicate gay tendencies but they don’t abide by it! proof: when’s the last time you saw gay sex on he baseball field?

Last night, mets vs marlins: 3 balks on one batter is peak gay sex.

[Lokus]

I still haven't seen this infamous couch

[Mertron]

this is true btw

at my school her name is carol

https://twitter.com/edburmila/status...EHpY76QOdJMFdQ

[Zealot]

Sounds like you have latent homosexuality running in your veins. Your atrocious couch is an overcompensation of that suppression.

You know what? Now I'm gonna own that couch EVEN HARDER.

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[Xno Kappa]

HARDER you say…

[Roranora]

in soils classification, clay is often stiff to very stiff

[NynJa]

This fuckin guy dont have his couch on his Bucket smh
Hes that embarrassed about it