Random Thoughts

[thetruepandagod]

UR THE ONE WHO FROZE! U LITERALLY FROZE SO MUCH U BECAME SICKLY AND NEAR DEATH

[Koyangi]

Wasn't beer/alcohol literally invented to keep you warmer in the winter, bitch how you freezing and you drinkin.

[Zealot]

Alcohol was invented because primates do not let food rotting keep them from eating it if it gets them high.

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[Mertron]

the only fun alcohol fact i know is there’s an existing document in old english that states nuns had an allowance of something like 6-8 pints of beer a day

them nuns were living it up

[Mertron]

hmm

i tried looking it up but can’t find it. i know it came up in grad school but the only thing i see is a wiki note that says citation needed. pretty sure i read the actual document or copy of it while studying something

[Andalusian girls]

citation needed

[Andalusian girls]

and alcohol was actually invented so i could have sex with your mother

[kuronosan]

Mert just got drunked on

[Mertron]

no it sounds like my mom got drunked on

[kuronosan]

Right in her alcohole

[synistar]

TIL "hypercare" is a word, but it isn't in the dictionary.

I swear all I could think about were the old F1 tyre classifications of Super, Ultra, and Hypersofts from 2018 when I saw hypercare

[Salodin]

TIL "hypercare" is a word, but it isn't in the dictionary.

I swear all I could think about were the old F1 tyre classifications of Super, Ultra, and Hypersofts from 2018 when I saw hypercare

"I see they're out on the supercare tyres, not sure about that strategy Karun"

"That's right Crofty, the ultracare tyres are clearly the way to go, but Red Bull have no new ones left!"

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[Anoat]

That feeling when ya dick slips out the fly hole in ya boxers and unexpectedly brushes up against your denim jeans and you like whoooooa nelly

[Xno Kappa]

Added a few tracks off the MvC2 OST to my relax and chill/work playlist and reminded how much I love this games music.

[Demosthenes]

Liz Truss steps down as prime minister and Conservative Party leader after 44 days in office

UK politics is an absolute shitshow LMAO

[Krandor]

Considering the break for mourning Elizabeth it's downright amazing how quickly she murdered the UK economy.

[Demosthenes]

Considering the break for mourning Elizabeth it's downright amazing how quickly she murdered the UK economy.

I mean it was already dying... but I fucking get what you mean.

[Melena]

Multiple allies have made the case that Johnson could be a unity candidate who could bring stability to the country, despite being forced to quit in July after a series of scandals made his position untenable.

Asked how they could justify Johnson standing to be PM again, one MP who campaigned for Johnson in the 2019 leadership campaign told CNN: “Socialists will destroy our economy and if you don’t understand that then I genuinely fear for our future.”

[Andalusian girls]

it is very funny to me the UK system is designed so that one Tory PM after another can resign in disgrace and scandal and instead of having a general election to replace them the party elites get to do some party elite shit and choose a replacement with the nation at large never having a say in the matter

[Andalusian girls]

regardless someone needs to kill Jeremy Corbyn and possibly Keir Starmer so Labour can win an election again