Random Thoughts

[Milkster]

It's called bagpiping apparently

[Andalusian girls]

one time i had a case of the crabs so bad the doctor asked if i was the governor of Maryland

[Mertron]

BYU has a crabs outbreak currently.

heh

But they're armpit crabs.

heh

It's called bagpiping apparently

lol

[Cail]

one time i had a case of the crabs so bad the doctor asked if i was the governor of Maryland

Wait, you’re not?

[Zealot]

If you told me a year or two ago the best part of the mass unbanning would be Nynja I would have said go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit, god I've started to hate you.

[Xno Kappa]

Didn’t know Henry Winkler is only 77. I was under the assumption he was pushing close to 100 like Betty White.

[synistar]

@ work. 7:20am, 2+ hours into my shift, walking to the warehouse side of the facility. Peek out the window towards the main entrance and I see police tape and cops. wtf?

An hour later, overhear a team lead and manager talking about some medical emergency that happened out there.

11:30am - see random coworker and ask about hockey. He asks if I saw the covered body by the main entrance.

Well that escalated quickly. There wasn't even an email from like a director saying 'stay away from the area' or something to that effect.

[Mertron]

life goes on, back to work plebs

[Anoat]

One night I was at a bar for karaoke night and one of the regulars did his song, went to the bathroom and had a massive heart attack and died. Paramedics wheeled him out on the stretcher with the sheet over him and everything. Owner of the bar grabs the mic and says “Well (name of dead guy) would want us to keep having fun so let’s get the next song up here!” It was very surreal.

[AoE]

I need to figure out the psychological process of why my body wants to violently shit everytime I'm at work.

[NynJa]

dollar, dime, company time

[Demosthenes]

I need to figure out the psychological process of why my body wants to violently shit everytime I'm at work.

Drink more coffee than usual at work? Also yes. The best time to shit is on company time.

[Demosthenes]

It's unfortunate that home shits are the only really comfortable shits.

[Demosthenes]

At my last job in NY I was the only dude, so I had my own toilet to go with the office. That, was pretty cash money. Comfy shits there.

[Xno Kappa]

At my last job in NY I was the only dude, so I had my own toilet to go with the office. That, was pretty cash money. Comfy shits there.

Similar circumstances at the moment.

Coffee then morning shit at the office is usually how I start my day. I get to work dumb early so I’ll have the male bathroom to myself for at least two hours.

It’s pretty great.

[Roranora]

bidet is at the house so, team home shit checking in

[Roranora]

i'm a little sour when i have to shit somewhere else. you just feel superior with a clean butthole

[Anoat]

Sometimes if I know a place only has that weak 1 ply sandpaper TP I have to do quick calculus on if I can make it home without shitting my pants rather than endure that.

[Andalusian girls]

if i need to ensure squeaky clean usually i'll just invite yo mama over

[Andalusian girls]