Random Thoughts

[Krandor]

The story was "Kratos kills everyone"

Except for I think Aphrodite, pretty sure she's the only god he doesn't murder.

[NynJa]

If you told me a year or two ago the best part of the mass unbanning would be Nynja I would have said go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit, god I've started to hate you.

Ma dawg



Yeet


(I just wanted to post the gif)

[Andalusian girls]

yall got bad memories story was critical even to the early games. why they were able to expand it so successfully later on

some of my favorite bits in the new one were Kratos talking about Calliope and Deimos to Freya and Mimir. brought everything full circle.

[Andalusian girls]

also ya Aphrodite is the only one he meets that he spares, though he was gonna let Hera and Hephaestus live until they pushed their damn luck. also he didn't want to fight his half-brother Hercules, and he killed Athena on accident.

three major ones of the pantheon in Artemis Apollo and Dionysus are never encountered and presumably survive tho

[Krandor]

I am disappointed we never saw another appearance of Athena in Ragnarok. Her little bits in the 2018 game were a great touch

[Ksandra]

The more I’m playing this one, the more I’m loving it. I hit a dead end for a bit wanting to play something, but not interested in anything.

Kinda having to watch it twice because my husband got hooked when watching me play, and we are taking turns. Thankfully I am ahead of him, so no story spoilers for me.

[Xno Kappa]

Introducing the wifey and son to Dominican Republic has been amazing. We got lost trying to go to Playa Boca Chica and the route was the most ghetto un-paved cinder block tin roof shed shit imaginable.

Stopped to ask for directions in Spanish at a colmado where they were playing dominos. They recognized my los alcarrizos accent, told them my last name, and realized I was the grandson of my grandfather who’s name still held mad political weight in Santo Domingo. By sheer dumb luck my cousin who I haven’t seen in 30 years came out to testify to it.

I was subsequently escorted by a gang of motorbikes lmao.

[Xno Kappa]

My crackhead uncles on my fathers side couldn’t wait to try and pretend they’ve been nothing but super awesome growing up!

[Xno Kappa]

Nah niggas. Go sell oranges and cell phone chargers on some other intersection.

[Xno Kappa]

I do feel bad though. Constantly having little kids trying to sell you shit saying they ain’t gonna eat if you don’t buy it.

But then I remember, mamaguebo go pull some platanos and mango’s off the trees or something.

[Xno Kappa]

My son had to take a shit at my grandmas outhouse and it was the funniest thing in the world.

[Xno Kappa]

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[NynJa]

I was the grandson of my grandfather

I know you prob litty af rn, but this got me dead. Real "every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes" vibes.

[Krandor]

Wearing a t shirt in the pool?

Yeah that's a Spanish speaking country.

[Xno Kappa]

I know you prob litty af rn, but this got me dead. Real "every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes" vibes.

It made a lot more sense last night lol

[Milkster]

Women can get guns as easily as men, yet arent out committing mass murders. The conversation should be about (str8) men control tbh.

[Andalusian girls]

or hear me out, encouraging dames to be more decisive

[Rhyis.]

right? dudes have been murdering peeps since the dawn of time. get these bitches into the fray

[NynJa]

Hard for women to buy a gun when they go into 10 different stores looking for the perfect gun, get distracted shopping and wind up spending $800 on completely different shit forgetting what they wanted to go buy in the first place. Same with gays.

Men dont go shopping, they go to the store, buy what they need, and go home. We focus on our goals and dont let anything distract us.

[Xno Kappa]

Hard for women to buy a gun when they go into 10 different stores looking for the perfect gun, get distracted shopping and wind up spending $800 on completely different shit forgetting what they wanted to go buy in the first place. Same with gays.

Men dont go shopping, they go to the store, buy what they need, and go home. We focus on our goals and dont let anything distract us.