Random Thoughts

[Demosthenes]

thank me for my service

I want you to open every class with "Donald Trump was a cuck!"

[Mertron]

we just did final exams, gonna have to wait til next semester

[Demosthenes]

I said every.

[Demosthenes]

So forever.

[thetruepandagod]

Ventless heat pump electric dryer, $648

If you can hold off til 2023 there's significant savings from the Inflation Reduction Act on heat pump clothes dryers

this is what i was waiting for but heat pump dryers seem like dogshit so i'm just going to buy a gas one right now

[Demosthenes]

LMAO bro you put clothes in them and it dries them.

[thetruepandagod]

SLOWLY

[Demosthenes]

SLOWLY

Not anywhere as slowly as you'd like to think. There are 4 of us in this house. Baby and 3 year old generate a shitload of laundry. We also don't use disposable diapers, so those have to be washed. I mean I also have clothes horses for non critical drying. Maybe I just do laundry differently from you or some shit.

[archibaldcrane]

You put your washable diapers in the dryer?

[kuronosan]

He does eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

[Demosthenes]

You put your washable diapers in the dryer?

In emergencies.

[Anoat]

Overheard two coworkers in the break room talking about a girl. One said “she got them Dillon Carter titties” and I was like oh noooooo that’s too perfect an explanation

[Ksandra]

James Cameron wins for the “Too Obessed with Proving the Internet Wrong” award:

https://abc7.com/james-cameron-titan...wntyapc4god68d

Cameron said he conducted a "forensic" study to show that the door could not possibly have supported them both.

"We have done a scientific study to put this whole thing to rest and drive a stake through its heart once and for all," Cameron told The Toronto Sun on Friday.

"We have since done a thorough forensic analysis with a hypothermia expert who reproduced the raft from the movie," he continued, adding that they used "two stunt people who were the same body mass of Kate and Leo and we put sensors all over them and inside them and we put them in ice water and we tested to see whether they could have survived through a variety of methods and the answer was, there was no way they both could have survived."

[Salodin]

Overheard two coworkers in the break room talking about a girl. One said “she got them Dillon Carter titties” and I was like oh noooooo that’s too perfect an explanation

Your workplace desperately needs a functional HR department lmao

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[archibaldcrane]

she also needs better SEO, all the stuff I found was about a HS/minor league baseball player until I put the word "adult" in lol

[Anoat]

Your workplace desperately needs a functional HR department lmao

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It’s retail in a college town, pretty much everyone except management (and me, lol) is like 17-23

[thetruepandagod]

One said “she got them Dillon Carter titties” and I was like oh noooooo that’s too perfect an explanation

i have no idea what that means

[Milkster]

Is elf on the shelf an old white people thing? Because I just feel like it popped up 10 years ago and now people are like it's been around forever!

[Milkster]

Book from 2005 it seems.

[Ksandra]

“Old white people thing”

Wat


I think most of the moms I know who do it are younger than me.


Fuck that shit. My kids are never getting an elf. I’m already a hot mess when it comes to the tooth fairy.