Random Thoughts

[archibaldcrane]

"slow pacing" was the opposite of the problem with SMB

[Melena]

Mario Bros movie.

Whoever wrote that should have their hands and feet amputated and their mouth permanently sewn shut so they can no longer review a movie.

[Rhyis.]

opinions are like assholes. everyone has one and they usually stink

[Demosthenes]

Metacritic and rotten tomatoes are a fucking plague.

[Koyangi]

I feel almost nothing for the protagonist, who, for some reason, is female.

[Demosthenes]

Apparently peach is not a damsel in distress, so she's the main character.

[Gredival]

I thought the thing was the incels saying Mario Bros. succeeded because it was "anti-woke"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/anti-...b0859acb954791

[Demosthenes]

I thought the thing was the incels saying Mario Bros. succeeded because it was "anti-woke"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/anti-...b0859acb954791

That's the thing, if it failed, they would've said it was because it was woke. I mean this is one of the many shitposts they were running with before numbers started coming out.

[kuronosan]

Right, but then it neglects to show how, like his parents, Peach underestimated Mario's determination to succeed and came to admire him for it.

[Demosthenes]

Right, but then it neglects to show how, like his parents, Peach underestimated Mario's determination to succeed and came to admire him for it.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You gotta be superficial in your ideologies!

[Xno Kappa]

I’m off next Monday for DC Emancipation Day. Wifey still gotta work and little man still has preschool. I think I’m gonna treat myself to a matinee and see the new John Wick.

[Anoat]

People watched Final Destination and millions of people still fly in planes every year. People watched Final Destination 3 and millions of people still ride rollercoasters every year. But Final Destination 2 was something special. Ain’t NOBODY that seen that movie ever getting behind a log truck on the highway.

[Andalusian girls]

i get behind log trucks on the highway every single day of my life

[Mertron]

no you don’t

[Rhyis.]

ag a reg at all the truck stops

[Andalusian girls]

it's an honest living

[Roranora]

are lot lizards still a thing?

[AoE]

Based on my insomniatic research in the last 6 months, yes.

[Andalusian girls]

try sleepy time tea

[Andalusian girls]

failing that hit up panda he up 24/7 too