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    The robot Apocalypse island in Dragon Quest VII is heartbreaking.

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    at least it gives him time to pursue his true martial arts passion, assaulting women old men and buses
    Hey, the bus probably deserved it!

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    There’s always gotta be that one friend in the group. Where every time we try to organize a trip for just the fellas, he’s gotta argue about bringing the families. Same dude who refuses to read the room and realize that everybody can’t stand his damn wife.

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    Wannabe wack ass yakubian socialite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    There’s always gotta be that one friend in the group. Where every time we try to organize a trip for just the fellas, he’s gotta argue about bringing the families. Same dude who refuses to read the room and realize that everybody can’t stand his damn wife.
    Time to just exclude his ass because she probably runs the show and he can't bring himself to put his foot down. That kind of shit pisses me off because I'm the type that ENCOURAGES taking separate vacations/trips. It's not healthy to be attached to the hip all the time. It doesn't mean you don't care about your family but this isn't for you.

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    Been thinking about starting up a twitch or YouTube streaming channel even though I don’t have a PC or any other equipment capable of doing it nor do I presently know how to set up a stream. idk work just sucks lately and been thinking it’s something I’ve always wanted to try out, just bullshittin playing games and maybe one day make a lil money from it would be dope. But it’s gonna need an investment for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    There’s always gotta be that one friend in the group. Where every time we try to organize a trip for just the fellas, he’s gotta argue about bringing the families. Same dude who refuses to read the room and realize that everybody can’t stand his damn wife.
    That's the homie that doesn't want to go but has to be mad dramatic about it.

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    My housemate just turned 50 but seemingly doesn't have much luck with the ladies despite looking pretty good for his age. I know why but I'm not gonna bad mouth the homey. Dude could probably stunt double for Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise wasn't an absolute psycho and Cruise wasn't a manlet. Housemate started talking to this woman 2 months ago and finally got to bang her a few weeks ago. Now apparently she's guilt ridden because she's a good'ol Catholic girl and feels like she shouldn't be having sex with him and seemingly making excuses to not come over as much.

    I feel for homie even though dude was clearly a burnout when he was younger. I felt like that's some shit I'd hear from a girl in her 20s, not a grown-ass woman pushing 50.

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    i enjoy watching gerard butler movies a lil too much and its making me skeptical of the girls that told me they took plan b.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    My housemate just turned 50 but seemingly doesn't have much luck with the ladies despite looking pretty good for his age. I know why but I'm not gonna bad mouth the homey. Dude could probably stunt double for Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise wasn't an absolute psycho and Cruise wasn't a manlet. Housemate started talking to this woman 2 months ago and finally got to bang her a few weeks ago. Now apparently she's guilt ridden because she's a good'ol Catholic girl and feels like she shouldn't be having sex with him and seemingly making excuses to not come over as much.

    I feel for homie even though dude was clearly a burnout when he was younger. I felt like that's some shit I'd hear from a girl in her 20s, not a grown-ass woman pushing 50.
    Tbh, sounds like she had a little fun but she doesn't want something long term? If an adult woman wants your company or secks then they'll make time for it, no cap.

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    40+ women that are bashful about sex are not sexy. Grow the fuck up. My wife makes fun of her dowdy coworkers all the time. shit's hilarious like its just sex you fucking nerds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Now apparently she's guilt ridden because she's a good'ol Catholic girl
    why else have sex except to feel guilty about it, namaste

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    To make other people feel guilty about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    40+ women that are bashful about sex are not sexy. Grow the fuck up. My wife makes fun of her dowdy coworkers all the time. shit's hilarious like its just sex you fucking nerds.
    Fucking this and about it out loud.
    For me it's always been that way because sex and emotional attachment don't go hand in hand for me and I recognize that's unusual.
    Sex is fun , intimacy is completely different which I feel many people, women especially confuse and blur the line in a bad way.

    On a completely different topic -Why are Tesla drivers the literal worst , or is it just Bay area California Tesla drivers that are ?
    Leaving Costco had someone road rage on me so hard they risked their family in the car to try and run me off the road leaving the parking lot. I'm lucky there was no oncoming traffic or would have hit someone head on.
    Basically was waiting at a stop sign for cross traffic to turn left. After almost a minute of absolutely no traffic I hit my horn, once.
    He started to turn then slams on his brakes..okay that's how it is, got it. So I immediately go into defensive driving mode.
    He's about 10 feet in front of me heading towards left turn light/lane but hasn't committed to one lane as if he cant decide to go straight or turn left so I then try to go around him, he swerves his car into me leaving both lanes, going into what is now the oncoming traffc lane so I'm now forced to be in a lane facing the wrong way as well. He decides to speed up and turn left on the green light and I'm not going to impede traffic so I do as well, however hang back and put my flashers on. He keeps waiting for me to catch up side by side but I refuse not knowing what he is capable of.

    Guy was braking in the middle of road further up waiting for me to catch up. Almost caused other accidents with other cars wondering wtf was going on and was doing maybe 35mph on the onramp to freeway. Tried to get close enough to report license plate but also keep distance since I know people in dispatch personally.


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    South Park needs to do an updated episode from when they did the Prius one, spot fucking on out here.

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    There's a reason that episode had them moving out to San Fran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    There's a reason that episode had them moving out to San Fran
    Haha ain't that the fucking truth.
    Though haven't set foot back in SF since 2019 and no intention of doing so anytime soon.
    It currently has no redeeming qualities to me , even some concerts I've passed on and gone to Reno or will go to SoCal for first.

    Though I do need to go to Muir Woods eventually.

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