Random Thoughts

[Andalusian girls]

This is a pretty common take. Shocking I know.

look man with Catholicism all you had to do was dodge a couple pedophiles and deal with a lifelong sense of guilt and shame regarding every aspect of sexuality and pleasure you'll ever experience and you can eat as much god damn cheesey meat as you desire

[Andalusian girls]

think i'ma blast some cheesey shrimp tacos rn

[Xno Kappa]

Is Der Inflatable Fuhrer episode of ATHF still on HBO max? Feel like rewatching it all of sudden.

[Xno Kappa]

Yes it is.

[Melena]

Land: does it have a cloven hoof AND chew its cud? Edible.

Sea: does it have fins AND scales? Edible.

Anything else is off limits, with some exceptions.

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Is chicken not kosher?

[Krandor]

Is Der Inflatable Fuhrer episode of ATHF still on HBO max? Feel like rewatching it all of sudden.

lmao I completely forgot about this episode. I wonder how much Bill Hader enjoyed doing that one

[Zealot]

Birds are all kosher unless they eat carrion or kill other birds for food.

[Zetanio]

Everything's kosher with a good lawyer, trust me.

[Mertron]

only if they specialize in bird law

[Gredival]

Birds are all kosher unless they eat carrion or kill other birds for food.

Cheesy bacon lobster toast with a vulture drumstick

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[Demosthenes]

Land: does it have a cloven hoof AND chew its cud? Edible.

Sea: does it have fins AND scales? Edible.

Anything else is off limits, with some exceptions.

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Catfish and eel?

[Gredival]

Catfish and eel?

Catfish definitely not kosher I know that. Eel probably not but maybe some have scales?

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[Zealot]

Nope, eel is out.

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[Demosthenes]

I love me some catfish. No unagi power? Eel, squid and octopus are like the best part of sushi!

[Zealot]

We just found Zealot using a textualist reading to get out of rules

Got em

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The God of Abraham and Isaac would not want me to live without cheeseburgers.

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[Zealot]

Pepperoni pizza is also justifiable because pepperoni is a blend of chicken, beef, and pork, so it's entirely conceivable that any individual piece might have no pork in it and therefore be fine, and this is what I choose to believe.

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[Mertron]

you can have hot dogs too because it’s probably not all rat

[Andalusian girls]

zels do you believe in Yahweh and all this business or is more cultural practice for you

honestly thought bg consisted basically entirely of atheists and people who didn't care enough to check atheist on the box

[Zealot]

Oh yeah I totally believe in God.

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[Roranora]

i like lighting the hanukkah candles and saying the prayers but that's about as far as it goes