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  1. 2023-07-01 17:55 #9961
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    I got an F in the one Shakespeare course I ever took, it was a lecture at 8AM and I simply never showed up. Like, not once. I think that was my only failed class in all of college, too.

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    Then I got a degree in theater.

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    Just some of The American Dream Dusty Rhodes being the best girl.


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    Also this cat who lives here I guess


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    I think Jason Momoa said he was gonna fight one
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    No holds barred. Marina trench rules.
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    putting my son down tonight, he said "daddy, we don't get enough home days"

    man. our toddler sees the flaws in the rat race already
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    putting my son down tonight, he said "daddy, we don't get enough home days"

    man. our toddler sees the flaws in the rat race already
  13. 2023-07-13 09:29 #9973
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    It's been so long my kids don't even remember when "daddy had to go to work"
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    i see my son maybe 10 hours a week and work like 60 a week, gimme that cyanide shooter
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    It's been so long my kids don't even remember when "daddy had to go to work"
    White Upper class privilege.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    i see my son maybe 10 hours a week and work like 60 a week, gimme that cyanide shooter
    Heh
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    I’m def starting to piss my wife off with my hot boy summer antics while she works inside. Me and the dog spent a solid 3 hours in the pool and on the paddleboard with me occasionally yelling to her to watch me do a cannonball naked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    I’m def starting to piss my wife off with my hot boy summer antics while she works inside. Me and the dog spent a solid 3 hours in the pool and on the paddleboard with me occasionally yelling to her to watch me do a cannonball naked.
    LMAO
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    I mean she came and watched each time. I got lectured on not walking by her desk in a towel and or naked.
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    does the scrotum hit the water first during a proper naked cannonball
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