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    Birds that refuse to peck find worms and starve.

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    i usually browse bg on my phone and i do not use tappy talks

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    How dare you not browse a forum the way I do!

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    Probably using inferior page settings too.

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    My Cousin Vinny is such a great movie lol

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    your stompstompstomp biological clock, my career! your life! our marriage!

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    Was talking with my mom on the phone earlier and she got me with a funny story I haven’t thought about in years. When I was like ten years old we got You Don’t Know Jack on PC and me and my brother used to play against each other all the time. If you don’t know there was an option if you thought someone didn’t know the answer you could choose to “screw them” and force them to answer. Well everytime me and my brother would play we would yell SCREW YOU and laugh when we’d do it. Well one day my mom joined us to play and I used my screw on her thinking I could get her but I was too scared to yell SCREW YOU to my mom so I just mumbled a bit and then said “I’M GIVING YOU THE SCREW!!!”

    Hit me with that core memory I ain’t thought about in a while and had me laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Probably using inferior page settings too.
    hell yea i am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Was talking with my mom on the phone earlier and she got me with a funny story I haven’t thought about in years. When I was like ten years old we got You Don’t Know Jack on PC and me and my brother used to play against each other all the time. If you don’t know there was an option if you thought someone didn’t know the answer you could choose to “screw them” and force them to answer. Well everytime me and my brother would play we would yell SCREW YOU and laugh when we’d do it. Well one day my mom joined us to play and I used my screw on her thinking I could get her but I was too scared to yell SCREW YOU to my mom so I just mumbled a bit and then said “I’M GIVING YOU THE SCREW!!!”

    Hit me with that core memory I ain’t thought about in a while and had me laughing
    I chuckled

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    p sure that dialogue was lifted from Oedipus Rex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    p sure that dialogue was lifted from Oedipus Rex
    You beat me to it.

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    Bro when I was a kid I found my mom’s Hitachi wand, you know the OG model. She told me it was a massager so I’m running around putting it on my back and shoulders and shit and I’m like damn this massager sucks why does she keep it

    I was a grown ass man when I had the realization, I’ve never said a word about it to her lmao

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    Damn man, now you got me remembering the time I found my mom's thick ass pink dildo fml

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    I mean, there can't be 0 people who use it for massage right?

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    Everyone uses it as a massager, just on one specific part of the anatomy.

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    In No More I Love Yous, Annie Lennox claims she had so many monsters, but she only named 3 monsters and the third one was just the first one a second time.

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    I would prefer not to.
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    Kind of been hitting rock bottom mentally , emotionally and physically last few months.
    Nothing like old pics showing up in memories reminding you of what you are capable of to help snap you out of it. I hate that I let myself backside this much after the hard work I put in but the upside is I have my health and ability to change.

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    A set back is a step back if you don't look ahead instead of behind you.

    You can do it!

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