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    Where's Kat Dennings?

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    who was that mad men bitch

    Christina Hendricks. presumably certifiably jewish rack

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    Large tits are a waste without a thicc booty, yet a thicc booty still wins when the tits aren't large. As such we can all agree that though a healthy mix is the goal, ass > tits.

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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Isn't she like 12? Tf is wrong with y'all?
    know she's 21 and curvy as hell now but lowkey how i feel, watched Ocean Eyes when she was what 14? can't really see her that way.

    regardless, she's a terrific musician. her brother Finneas as well, who i suspect does the heavy songwriting lifting. best of the younger pop stars imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Ladies and gentlemen, I present Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain.
    only learned the difference between them when i saw Bryce from behind in heels and thought good lord would make a black man weep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Large tits are a waste without a thicc booty, yet a thicc booty still wins when the tits aren't large. As such we can all agree that though a healthy mix is the goal, ass > tits.
    this sounds like a best practices document from work about functionality and elegance

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    christina hendricks is #1 on the list.

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    talk of redheads is forbidden for the nonce sorry chum

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    my wife will be upset

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    story of my life, mirite fellas

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    it was p funny that for like thirty years comedy was based around how much people hated their wives

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    i get it, most people's wives are awful. my waifu is not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    it was p funny that for like thirty years comedy was based around how much people hated their wives
    Bang. Zoom. Straight to the moon!

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    So the algorithm has decided to give me ads for jdate Jewish matchmaking instead of MeetCute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    know she's 21 and curvy as hell now but lowkey how i feel, watched Ocean Eyes when she was what 14? can't really see her that way.

    regardless, she's a terrific musician. her brother Finneas as well, who i suspect does the heavy songwriting lifting. best of the younger pop stars imo
    She just got a tattoo on her spine and posted topless pic on IG showing it off (tits were covered though)

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    Billie Eilish does nothing for me at all, too chunky, don't find her pretty, thought she was in her 30s

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    that two+ octave range with a breathy falsetto tho

    hear those Stern performances live. gorgeous voice

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    Her brother Finneas also wrote the fake boy band music in Turning Red. Truly talented family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    christina hendricks is #1 on the list.

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