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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    can't believe there are people in real life who've been to a hooters tbh
    There's also twin peaks. Used to get steak there after working out and would tell the girls I'm gay and only care about thick, juicy meat in my mouth so you can turn it off at this table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Best bachelor party I've been to involved closing out go karts track for 4 hours for practice, quali and race, 4 star Michelin restaurant and a pub crawl. It was chill and fun. Had to keep an eye on the bachelor so he wouldn't be hungover at his fucking wedding.
    Michelin only gives out 3 stars.

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    Also why do people have their bachelor parties the night before the wedding. Why not do it like a month before, or just whenever, the night-before-the-wedding-blowout just feels like the setup to a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Also why do people have their bachelor parties the night before the wedding. Why not do it like a month before, or just whenever, the night-before-the-wedding-blowout just feels like the setup to a joke.

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    I believe the old tradition started to make sure the bride and groom didn’t skip out the night before the wedding and/or just to keep tabs on them in general. I don’t think most people do it the night before anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Also why do people have their bachelor parties the night before the wedding. Why not do it like a month before, or just whenever, the night-before-the-wedding-blowout just feels like the setup to a joke.

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    Never heard of anyone doing such a stupid thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I believe the old tradition started to make sure the bride and groom didn’t skip out the night before the wedding and/or just to keep tabs on them in general. I don’t think most people do it the night before anymore.

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    Best bachelor party I’ve ever been to was just a rented out section at a sports bar to watch a Pacquiao fight. Played dominoes, had drinks, and watched some fights all in good company.

    Shit doesn’t need to be ridiculously lavish Hangover style.

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    I have yet to find out what my husband did on his bachelor party, so I’m going to assume strip club.


    Me and the girls just hung out and it was fun.


    Hooters USED to have good wings. And it’s not that the recipe changed or anything, just that in the early 2000s wing places became a big thing and they got competition against places that are much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Michelin only gives out 3 stars.

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    Then it was three.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I have yet to find out what my husband did on his bachelor party, so I’m going to assume strip club.


    Me and the girls just hung out and it was fun.


    Hooters USED to have good wings. And it’s not that the recipe changed or anything, just that in the early 2000s wing places became a big thing and they got competition against places that are much better.
    Their wings have always been the high vinegar shit tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Then it was three.
    Too late, I've already decided everything you said is a lie.

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    Sailors be the type to go to a strip club, and hand a stripper a dollar bill with a note saying “You don’t have to do this.”

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    Sailors sit down to pee.

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    Sailors be the type to clap when the plane lands.

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    Sailors open their bag of potato chips with scissors.

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    Random Thoughts

    Gimme a minute. I got a few more.

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