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    Sailors order the catch of the day at Red Lobster’s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Sailors sit down to pee.
    If you're in heavy seas it's just the smart thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    i have also never been to a strip club and plan on never going
    The ones in America are grifty anyway. Ones overseas in smaller countries are nuts in comparison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    i too am shocked

    it''s a titty bar, not a prostitute. shits tame as fuck

    lighten up francis
    has nothing to do with being tame or not they're just gross and pathetic places for some of us NO DISRESPECT TO BEN AFFLECK

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    nothing against sex work tho i've had both a prostitute and a stripper as lovers but in their off hours u feel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    There's also twin peaks. Used to get steak there after working out and would tell the girls I'm gay and only care about thick, juicy meat in my mouth so you can turn it off at this table.
    the first time i saw a Twin Peaks i was like damn that show was p weird how did David Lynch ever franchise it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    the first time i saw a Twin Peaks i was like damn that show was p weird how did David Lynch ever franchise it
    Bruh Ive yet to eat there but I ALMOST setup a graduation dinner with the lab folks cause I had no idea what kind of establishment it was and the building looked inviting. The girls were like NO SALO WE CANT TAKE THE PROFESSOR THERE

    kinda wish I did tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Too late, I've already decided everything you said is a lie.

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    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Sailors open their bag of potato chips with scissors.
    Sounds air force tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Sounds air force tbh.
    With letter openers

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    With letter openers
    Fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Reminder Navy sailor boys eat at waffle houses sober.
    Why you tryna get my attention?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Sailors go to Sbarro for a New York slice.
    Devastating.

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    The second class LA sports teams need to just go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Why you tryna get my attention?

    Go Army! Beat Navy!

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    As a child of an Air Force family, let me know how we can best support the rest of you.

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    if my marine father wasn't dead from crayon poisoning he'd have a word for u all

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    jk he died from agent orange poisoning

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    ups to the US government

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    it's p funny 60,000 servicemen died in the fighting and 300,000 died back home because our government dumped 20 million gallons of poison onto the battlefield in which they were fighting

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