i must leave, but know that you are wrong and that's ok
i must leave, but know that you are wrong and that's ok
Going into the pandemic, someone had this tweet that there should be a Muppet D&D movie. But it's the Muppets playing, and real actors doing the scenes of the characters they're playing (a la Drunk History).
That's how you get Jason Momoa playing a barbarian with the personality of Miss Piggy, and goddamn do I want that movie.
last
except youre not
mom said it’s my turn to be last
your mom
while i was banging her last night boom gottem
AG, which one was worse between TLJ and Prometheus? There's only 1 correct answer.
Prometheus maybe slightly worse on account of how suffused it was with psuedo-intellectualism when it turns out Jesus was a space alien isn't actually that intellectual of an argument
Rise of Skywalker worse than either tho god damn that was a trash fire
Alien Resurrection is a god awful film as well but to the point it gets kind've kitschy entertaining
if you're gonna make a bad film u gotta lean into it
That isn't even a real question.
As many issues as Prometheus had it doesn't remotely compare to the sci fi equivalent of the OJ Simpson bronco chase
Alien Resurrection is a dumb film that knows it's stupid.
Plus it has Ron Perlman, which always helps
running out of space gas is as dumb as it gets
It's so dumb, no one else thought of it before.
Firefly did it but it was fuckin gas
now we're cooking with gas