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    sport matters yes any idiot can walk off the street and get a professional fight in a combat sport and thus become a professional fighter with a $200 to show $200 win contract

    but assuming we add a qualifier like professional sports people actually watch and have an opinion about, exempli gratia the NBA, 450 players from a population pool well over 450 million when you combine the populations to throw up a player, easily get to 1 million people to produce 1 professional athlete in all the major sports leagues

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    if you include all the feeder leagues + minor pro leagues (Puerto Rican B League basketball where the players technically get paid after their UPS shifts etc) then Milk's figure of 100,000 for 1 is more accurate. gotta be 80,000 folk out there earning some kind of check to foot ball.

    but the worst guy in the MLB is indeed a 1 in a million baseball player

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    I wonder what the figure is on Olympians. Gotta be an even smaller percentage of the population. One in ten million?

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    depends on position too

    normal ass people could be nfl longsnappers

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    negro are u high you wanna put a regular ass person on an NFL line

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    cant touch longsnappers. they snap a ball and then stand there

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    i'd say the most rare athletic traits in sports are probably olympic sprinters, nba power forwards, and nfl three techniques (pass rushing dts). those traits don't just grow on trees. white people got phased out once we found these peeps.

    no matter how hard you train and enhance your technique you simply can't be usain bolt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    cant touch longsnappers. they snap a ball and then stand there
    how high are u

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    how high are u
    do you know the rules lol

    PLAYERS IN A DEFENSELESS POSTURE

    It is a foul if a player initiates unnecessary contact against a player who is in a defenseless posture.

    Players in a defenseless posture are:
    A player in the act of or just after throwing a pass (passing posture)
    A receiver attempting to catch a pass who has not had time to clearly become a runner. If the player is capable of avoiding or warding off the impending contact of an opponent, he is no longer a defenseless player
    The intended receiver of a pass in the action during and immediately following an interception or potential interception. If the player is capable of avoiding or warding off the impending contact of an opponent, he is no longer a defenseless player.

    Note: Violations of this provision will be enforced after the interception, and the intercepting team will maintain possession.
    A runner already in the grasp of a tackler and whose forward progress has been stopped
    A kickoff or punt returner attempting to field a kick in the air
    A player on the ground
    A kicker/punter during the kick or during the return (Also see Article 6(h) for additional restrictions against a kicker/punter)
    A quarterback at any time after a change of possession (Also see Article 9(f) for additional restrictions against a quarterback after a change of possession)
    A player who receives a “blindside” block when the path of the offensive blocker is toward or parallel to his own end line.
    A player who is protected from an illegal crackback block (see Article 2)
    The offensive player who attempts a snap during a Field Goal attempt, Try Kick, or Punt
    you can't touch a guy snapping the ball on any kick. and once the ball is snapped the ball is kicked within a second and going the other direction

    i guess you gotta worry about fumbles and blocks 'cause then you're fair game to get killed, but that's about it

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    so very high

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    have u ever watched a football game

    have any of us

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    starting to wonder if we all live in a simulation

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    to be real

    longsnappers don't get blasted but they get 340 DEs blocked into them and muscling through them and jumping over/onto them all the time my dude you really think an average joe is gonna hold up to that over a season

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    have any of us
    apparently not. teams haven't lined up over the long snapper since the rules changed like 10 years ago. i guess you've been taking a smoke break

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    man i just wanted to make a joke about snappers but here we are

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    will never fail to be embarrassing how incapable people are of admitting they're wrong here

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    i agree

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    in your mind does the contact on the longsnapper here just not occur

    are NFL teams in violation on almost every field goal and punt for touching the longsnapper

    how deep will the rationalization go

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    that's not even an egregious example but longsnappers get jostled and weight put on them by humungous dudes on most long snaps my dude idk how anyone with eyes can pretend otherwise

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