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    Nicole Simpson can’t rap.

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    rap this knife around your jugular bam

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    I finally swapped out the light bulbs in the lamp post outside my house. I feel accomplished today.

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    I'm tired of monitors. I want a flat surface I lay down on top of my desk that projects a 3D hologram which responds to my hand motions.

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    Strokin' the hog and your display bouncing all over the walls like a porno rave

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    Let's do it, give me zoom shots in time with the motion like Kevin Dunn was producing it.

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    Give me a fucking holodeck.
    Computer generate a starship of your choosing. Populate the crew members different variations of nurse Chapel during the period where Pike was the captain. They all for some reason, have pon farr. Lock holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Give me a fucking holodeck.
    Computer generate a starship of your choosing. Populate the crew members different variations of nurse Chapel during the period where Pike was the captain. They all for some reason, have pon farr. Lock holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols.
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    That’s one of the things I really appreciated about DS9 and Quark, just embracing that we all know people would use it for sex unlike those idealistic federation hoo mans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    That’s one of the things I really appreciated about DS9 and Quark, just embracing that we all know people would use it for sex unlike those idealistic federation hoo mans
    I reckon quark just didn't spring for self cleaning like the federation holodecks have.

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    That was Rom's job

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    And probably the dabo girls.

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    Goldilocks and the three bears is some of the first white privilege are exposed to in literature.

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    in the original the bears kill goldilocks, which would make it more of a how privilege goes wrong kind of thing

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    Mama Bear and Papa Bear were sleeping in separate beds before Goldilocks ever showed up so they were already having issues

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    in the original the bears kill goldilocks, which would make it more of a how privilege goes wrong kind of thing
    The original isn't the one told to children though, predominantly at this point in time. It's small, blonde white girl you're meant to some empathize with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Mama Bear and Papa Bear were sleeping in separate beds before Goldilocks ever showed up so they were already having issues
    An ex of mine liked to sleep with the windows open during Midwest winters and the heat off at night. Separate beds saved us from a lot of fights about that

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    Yeah it wasn't necessarily marital issues. Papa bear likes a firmer mattress and they found a compromise, those bears had marital solutions.

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    The main issue at the base of the gay son or thot daughter conversation is liking men. The question is never asked in reverse of a lesbian daughter or slutty (straight) son. And men are the only ones that ask the gay son or thot daughter question. So men realize men are the problem on a subconscious level but refuse to fix it.

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    give me a gay thot son-daughter

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