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    berserk son or nana daughter?

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    wheres my hug at son or how big are your hands daughter?

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    Griffith daughter

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    Anybody play Marvel Snap? Kinda wanna get into a mobile card game of some sorts.

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    I would prefer not to.
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    i miss record keeper

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    After MeetCute gets its legs under it I'm gonna make another dating app that's the complete opposite. Total gamification of dating, complete with gamer scores and achievements. Full PvP.

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    Does catching an STD cost you points?

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    Definitely, but there's an achievement for disclosing that you have one and still getting a date. It'll be a Silver trophy called "The Cure for What Ails You." If you have sex you get a Gold trophy called "Going Viral."

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    can we earn a weapon that occasionally attacks 2-3 times

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    i can’t tell if people are having more fun than me

    https://twitter.com/mister_scam/stat...264643202?s=46

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Definitely, but there's an achievement for disclosing that you have one and still getting a date. It'll be a Silver trophy called "The Cure for What Ails You." If you have sex you get a Gold trophy called "Going Viral."
    I really respect that you've already thought of it and the degeneracy in this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Definitely, but there's an achievement for disclosing that you have one and still getting a date. It'll be a Silver trophy called "The Cure for What Ails You." If you have sex you get a Gold trophy called "Going Viral."
    If you match with someone in a non-open marriage you unlock the “Sneaky Link” trophy

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    Now I'm thinking about the person intentionally catching an STD so they can get the platinum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    Now I'm thinking about the person intentionally catching an STD so they can get the platinum
    There are elite members in every zip code that purposefully maintain their gonorrhea so people can fuck them for an achievement

    Sent from my Pixel 7 using Tapatalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Definitely, but there's an achievement for disclosing that you have one and still getting a date. It'll be a Silver trophy called "The Cure for What Ails You." If you have sex you get a Gold trophy called "Going Viral."
    Everyone goes "HPV BAYBEEE!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Anybody play Marvel Snap? Kinda wanna get into a mobile card game of some sorts.
    i do

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    It’s not a mobile game but play Midnight Suns for card combat/X-Com/Persona style relationship builder

    It’s really good but sold like dookie so it’ll never get a sequel or new DLC and it makes me sad

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    maybe wesley willis was just ahead of the game on AI

    https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/stat...528751838?s=46

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    Transformers are real and watching yours get his ass kicked cause you said you'd get gas in the morning.

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    Transformers are real and yours is getting his ass kicked cause you're missing your front and back bumper, which were his arms.

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