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    No you must deal with peak beach volleyball playing Ice Man Val Kilmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    No you must deal with peak beach volleyball playing Ice Man Val Kilmer
    Fuck

    Pattinson then. I'd fuck Edward up

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    Without Adam West in play it would 100% have to be Keaton if you want to pretend you have a chance against Batman. Only 5'9" and can't turn his head to the side.

    Pattinson's Batman is skinnier than the others but that suit was made of way harder material and he was beating the absolute shit out of people

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    I'd choose Clooney only because his batman was easily distracted by a set of tits. Just lure him into a fight at a strip club and you're golden.

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    You guys are way over thinking this. The power puff girls aren’t going to maim or kill you. Just get your ass kicked 3 times a month and enjoy the money.

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    Honestly sometimes these 5th graders are too much. Let me wallop on Kim; it'll be cathartic.

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    I don't know who kimpossible is, but the question to ask yourselves is, who is going to use exactly the right amount of force to end the fight each time in the shortest amount of time possible? The answer is batman. Fight ends in 0.5 seconds. I wake up 30 minutes later with a stiff neck.

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    Heck, you might not even know you're fighting, you just wake up later. Meanwhile the power puff girls fly through your penthouse windows/walls, wreck all the shit in your house by just flying through it buttercup break's your neck and they fly off with your skull cracked open and brain showing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    You guys are way over thinking this. The power puff girls aren’t going to maim or kill you. Just get your ass kicked 3 times a month and enjoy the money.
    If I had Mojo Jojo's healthcare plan maybe.

    Batman will not permanently maim you either. Though probability of CTE from the constant knockouts/concussions will fuck you up in the long run.

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    Ehhh, if I surrender then Batman might not whoop my ass

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    that ain't a fight

    and ya getting knocked out twice a week for a year is like, super bad for you

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    Zealot has the right idea of hopefully you just go into a coma for a year, unless the stipulation means Batman will also just beat the shit out of your unconscious body

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    depends on how much crime you're committing in that coma

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    Hey Blossom, it's my job to get my ass kicked by you guys. Can you take it easy this time maybe?

    Blossom: Okay! A light ass beating and then we go out for ice cream.

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    you guys are forgetting that wesley willis once whooped batmans ass. if he can do it, so can i

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Hey Blossom, it's my job to get my ass kicked by you guys. Can you take it easy this time maybe?

    Blossom: Okay! A light ass beating and then we go out for ice cream.
    valid but Buttercup is going to fuckin rock your shit

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    jokes on you that's what he's into

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    Yeah honestly buttercup is the one to watch out for. Blossom and Bubbles are cool, just throw a plushy at them. Maybe a unicorn one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Yeah honestly buttercup is the one to watch out for. Blossom and Bubbles are cool, just throw a plushy at them. Maybe a unicorn one.

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    Guess you've never seen when bubbles went hardcore because they were making fun of her for being so soft.

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    jokes on you that's what he's into

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