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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I think he meant like, ask kids to design one. "Oh he's super strong" "he can fly" "nothing can hurt him" etc
    Mah bad. idk let me ask.

    Son's response: " I don't know." and ran away.

    Daughter's response: "I don't know," about 20 times before I gave up.


    I fear for their future.

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    just saw a manlet carrying a case of seltzer beer riding a longboard in the crosswalk and my brain could only picture Demo howling and cackling for a good 5min

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    just saw a manlet carrying a case of seltzer beer riding a longboard in the crosswalk and my brain could only picture Demo howling and cackling for a good 5min
    It's a good image, but it's only really hilarious to me when the person is of average height but insecure about it, or when girls are like 6 feet only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Ask a bunch of little kids who’s their ideal super hero and you get Superman.

    The corniest character in comics today.
    I'd be surprised if they didn't say All Might

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    Closed captioning, anime openings, previews and episode info always ruins big events in shows.

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    The Mega Millions jackpot is up to $615 million tonight. In order to guarantee a victory and buy every possible combination you would need to buy 195,249,054 tickets which would cost almost $400 million. So what’s to stop some multi-billionaire from doing just that and making a $215 million profit?

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    I guess there is the possibility that there could be more than one winning ticket sold which would cause the jackpot to be split. But also, there has not been a jackpot winner since September 15th of 2020. Definitely a risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    The Mega Millions jackpot is up to $615 million tonight. In order to guarantee a victory and buy every possible combination you would need to buy 195,249,054 tickets which would cost almost $400 million. So what’s to stop some multi-billionaire from doing just that and making a $215 million profit?
    Generally buying all possible combinations is too time and labor intensive to be physically possible by the time a jackpot reaches the point where you mathematically profit from buying all numerical combos.

    Then there's chance that you have to split the jackpot with someone and you come out losing. Then taxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    So what’s to stop some multi-billionaire from doing just that
    Time. Ever been stuck behind someone buying 5 tickets?

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    You would have to find and fill out 195,249,052 slips with every possible combination. Even at 5 seconds per slip, thats over 271179 hours, or 11,299 days, or almost 30 years.

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    And some guy with a magic newspaper might get the winning number and give it all to an orphanage, you never know.

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    i would like to win the money

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Yo, people who know normal women how many fucking starbucks cups do they own and where do they put all that shit?

    FB would lead me to believe they each have about 10k, and sold a baby so they could fit them in the spare bedroom.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I am never one to be like, "I'm not like other women," and I definitely do some shit typical women do, but this? This is something I just can't wrap my brain around.

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    you guys know women?!

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    normal women lol might as well be asking about unicorns

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post


    you guys know women?!
    don't even know the one i live with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    i would like to win the money
    i would take the annuity, that shit'll run til the end of days these days

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    Take the lump sum, buy property, build house, pay off all debts, invest everything but what you need to live on for a year or two. Continue to draw from the investments as needed.

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    take the money buy you a nice cabin on ruby ridge where no one will ever mess with you

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