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    The female body is the most beautiful thing on this planet. I don’t give a fuck how corny that sounds lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I had to play for years with this on PS2, if I fat fingered people would think I was having a stroke with the gibberish I was spittin
    Upgrading to playing XI on a launch PS3 with one of these.


    I also learned to NEVER use wireless controller mode, after a connection hiccup caused me to run into the windurst death house and fuck up a run.
    The cable stays IN.

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    8 hour drive for what’s normally 4 and half. I don’t know why I do this to myself every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    8 hour drive for what’s normally 4 and half. I don’t know why I do this to myself every year.
    I remember many years ago driving to Disneyland for Thanksgiving. I can do that drive in <6 hours. That trip though, leaving the night before thanksgiving, was an almost 11 hour drive. Never again.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    One of the hottest scenes in all of cinema is Eminem and Brittany Murphy banging in the factory in 8 Mile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    One of the hottest scenes in all of cinema is Eminem and Brittany Murphy banging in the factory in 8 Mile
    The first sex scene in Unfaithful is top notch

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    gina gershon & jennifer tilly scissoring and fingering each other 30 years ago

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    Why do people say tuna fish sandwiches but not chicken bird sandwiches

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    You might be having a cactus tuna sandwich, I guess.

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    Random Thoughts

    Went to local Safeway to grab some fruits for six month pregnant wifey craving pineapples. Get called a nigger spic by some fat white bitch blocking the entire aisle when I kindly ask her to excuse me.

    Some of you assholes have no idea how much damage this does to the psyche. It’s fucking exhausting. You know you can’t win and all you can do is just walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Went to local Safeway to grab some fruits for six month pregnant wifey craving pineapples. Get called a nigger spic by some fat white bitch blocking the entire aisle when I kindly ask her to excuse me.

    Some of you assholes have no idea how much damage this does to the psyche. It’s fucking exhausting. You know you can’t win and all you can do is just walk away.
    I feel you and I'm sorry bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Went to local Safeway to grab some fruits for six month pregnant wifey craving pineapples. Get called a nigger spic by some fat white bitch blocking the entire aisle when I kindly ask her to excuse me.

    Some of you assholes have no idea how much damage this does to the psyche. It’s fucking exhausting. You know you can’t win and all you can do is just walk away.
    lo siento mucho mijo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Went to local Safeway to grab some fruits for six month pregnant wifey craving pineapples. Get called a nigger spic by some fat white bitch blocking the entire aisle when I kindly ask her to excuse me.

    Some of you assholes have no idea how much damage this does to the psyche. It’s fucking exhausting. You know you can’t win and all you can do is just walk away.
    God damn it, I'm sorry. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Went to local Safeway to grab some fruits for six month pregnant wifey craving pineapples. Get called a nigger spic by some fat white bitch blocking the entire aisle when I kindly ask her to excuse me.

    Some of you assholes have no idea how much damage this does to the psyche. It’s fucking exhausting. You know you can’t win and all you can do is just walk away.
    I know you personally would have a lot to lose so you made the right call to not knock that bitch on her ass but man it would have been satisfying. Fuck em. Sorry Xno if I was a chick I’d send you some titty pics to cheer you up.

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    you can still show him those titties, ya know

    sorry Xno, that shit's awful man. We love you dude, you are worthy

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    On a happier racism note, I just about died laughing last night because the official WWE YouTube channel uploaded an episode of Saturday Night’s Main Event from 1988. Mean Gene Okerlund was interviewing “Super Ninja” and Mr Fuji ahead of a bout with Ultimate Warrior. Mean Gene asked where Super Ninja came from and theorized that Mr Fuji had been training him in secret, to which Mr Fuji replied (paraphrasing) “The most successful attacks are those planned in secret…REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR?!” and then did an over the top evil cartoon villain laugh and my brothers I could not keep myself together after that

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    Fuck her, I'll talk to the Elders of Zion and see if we can get a curse going.

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