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  1. #13001
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Ok this is super awkward, but bg at least is dudes so it’s going to be the best I can get….

    Staying at my parents’ house. I grew up in this place. My mom has gotten rid of a lot of stuff (she wants to move out). Long and short of it she insisted hubby and I sleep in her bed so she can sleep in the living room with the grandkids.

    He’s been giving me the signal all day. I can’t do that in my parents’ bed. It’s my parents’ bed for Christ’s sake. She’s going to be eventually sleeping back in it when we leave.

    Do guys not care about stuff like that? Would you do it (or have you done it) in your parents’ bed? Should I hit him with a water bottle?

    We don’t go home until the 31st. Dunno if he’s gonna make it.

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    If you're not comfortable with it, tell him outright.

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    Could also just pretend you're young and get rug burn. Just put a towel or blanket down.

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    I can understand why your husband wants to do it (not his parents bed so YOLO) and I also understand why you don’t want to (it IS your parent’s bed so ewww)

    Is your OG bedroom not an option?

    Maybe just a quickie in the bathroom if you are really that horny. Or go to an hourly motel.

  5. #13005
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Hit him with a water bottle and tell him to beat off

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    desecrate your childhood home

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    Is it the bed itself causing the issue or the whole room

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Hit him with a water bottle and tell him to beat off

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    To be clear, if you wanted to fuck in your mom's bed have at it

    But you don't so, don't

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    My wife tells me no, then no. Gotta respect them boundaries.

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    Suck him off in the bathroom instead.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Ya’ll I can say no. I just wanted to know who’s the weird one.

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    It's not weird that he wants to fuck you in your parent's bed. It's not because it's your parent's bed. It's because he's horny and wants to fuck you. It's not weird that you don't want to fuck him in your parent's bed. It's because it's your parent's bed and is far from a turn on for most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Ya’ll I can say no. I just wanted to know who’s the weird one.
    Neither of you are being weird

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    They ain't his parents.

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    i think we all know the solution

    you should let your husband fuck your mom

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    Random Thoughts

    I got family staying over for the week and I haven’t seen my sweet retarded orange scaredy cat in at least 36 hours. I’m assuming she’s doing fine wherever she’s hiding since she’s still eating her food and using the kitty litter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    retarded orange
    Kinda redundant

  18. #13018
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    At the hospital working on dropping off my dementia-riddled uncle so we can force him into a care facility (he doesn’t think anything is wrong with him). What a crazy and cruel life we live.

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    Well you're kind of obligated to fuck around with your husband now.

    I don't think anyone felt you couldn't say no, but I don't think either of you are being weird.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Aight I get it. I won’t call him an fing weirdo. XD

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