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    what a horrible day to be able to read right now.
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    Weaboo bitches are the fucking worst. There weren’t enough nuclear bombs dropped on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    The female body is the most beautiful thing on this planet. Even more so when they’re pregnant. I can’t stop worshipping the wifey right now.
    Right? My wife gave birth and I can't do anything but think about how beautiful she looks.
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    Americans laude themselves as the most rebellious people on earth while being the least rebellious and then worshipping their bosses and law enforcement.
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    Retired racing Greyhound is the life we should aspire to. Work a grueling physical job from age 15-28 or 30 and then someone comes along and says "hey, you can just hang out in my apartment for the rest of your life and do whatever you want. Yeah, I'll take care of all your food and medical needs and we can go out whenever you want to. Also, if you were really good at your job, we'll pay you to have sex with beautiful people and then you don't have to have anything to do with the kid. What happens to the kid? Same thing happening to you! We're gonna be right back here in another 30 years."
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    maintenance guy came into my office today and asked to use my bathroom and promptly broke the toilet after taking a shit
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    what I’m saying is that guy doesn’t get to be a greyhound
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    glue
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    ok he can be a greyhound if we send him to the glue factory, you’re right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    maintenance guy came into my office today and asked to use my bathroom and promptly broke the toilet after taking a shit
    As the maintenance guy did he then, uh, fix it

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    he had to call a different maintenance guy in a panic begging him to come fix it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    he had to call a different maintenance guy in a panic begging him to come fix it
    Absolute scenes.
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    Like something out of a sitcom. You'll end up with 5 maintenance guys soon.
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    that’s government for ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    maintenance guy came into my office today and asked to use my bathroom and promptly broke the toilet after taking a shit
    https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2...imentary-shit#

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    Wait I've got another

    https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2...1/liquefaction

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2...imentary-shit#

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    jesus i actually remember this specific comic
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    Does this forum have a mobile version? Cause tapatalk has been annoying the shit out of me for the past couple months taking a minute to load the newest message in thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    he had to call a different maintenance guy in a panic begging him to come fix it
    My guy I am laughing so fucking hard

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