Random Thoughts

[Milkster]

I wonder if it just cut to black like the ending of The Sopranos for Kirk

[archibaldcrane]

I wonder if it just cut to black like the ending of The Sopranos for Kirk

He probably had about 2 seconds to realize something went terribly wrong before he lost consciousness

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[kuronosan]

Way less than that. He probably lost consciousness before he even processed what happened.

[Zealot]

Anyone else seen that crazy UFO video they showed Congress?

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[Andalusian girls]

I wonder if it just cut to black like the ending of The Sopranos for Kirk

lmaooo

[Demosthenes]

A traffic jam when you're already late.
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's getting shot in the throat
While denouncing gun control.

[Salodin]

Anyone else seen that crazy UFO video they showed Congress?

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Yes!! Fucking crazy how it survived a missile hit and kept going. The fact that we hit it though makes me (finally) believe it's not aliens and China actually has new propulsion technologies lol

A traffic jam when you're already late.
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's getting shot in the throat
While denouncing gun control.

Nice!

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[Demosthenes]

What a morning. Slept wonderfully. Sun's shining. Birds tweeting "protect ya neck."

[Salodin]

Only got 4 hours of sleep.

I just couldn't fathom missing anymore delicious memes

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[kuronosan]

A traffic jam when you're already late.
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's getting shot in the throat
While denouncing gun control.

It's like ten thousand plates when all you need is a bowl
It's being shot and turned into memes,
While you criticize gun control

[Milkster]

What if the apple Adam and Eve ate was ass?

[Andalusian girls]

miss me with eatin ass in a world that lacked soap

[Zealot]

I don't like the implication that all asses aren't forever clean and spotless in Eden.

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[Athas]

Today was a pythagorean triple.

[Outlaw]

Lament oh humble folk of BG! For today was the last day of Summer!

[Cantih]

Still 6 more weeks until it's really over.

[synistar]

Affluent NIMBYs are the worst. This Commercial Nursery/farm in my general locale has been trying to sell its property for decades.

Plan 1) Develop it into condos. That got shot down with lawsuits

Plan 2) Develop it into an elder care facility. That also got shot down with lawsuits

Plan 3) Fuck it. They're making it a cemetery and since it's zoned for cemetery use already, they don't have to go through rezoning processes and public hearings. Rich people be mad.

[Milkster]

A threesome but it's you being fucked by mental illness and capitalism.

[Milkster]

Watching like 85% of all the straight people i know continually get bigger and bigger is jarring. Like the woman that used to be a size 6 and is now a size 20. You barely recognize her and her husband then you gotta look em up on social media on the sly and compare faces and do mental liposuction to make sure its them before you go say hey

[Zealot]

My dad is a big fat guy who was once the pinnacle of physical condition and my goal in life is to never let myself go like he did.

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