like half my late-30s friends are turning to ozempic or hit liposuction and bless em for it tbh. i've been going ham on BJJ and muay thai this year and just got back to my fencing nationals weight, it do take an effort as you age.
like half my late-30s friends are turning to ozempic or hit liposuction and bless em for it tbh. i've been going ham on BJJ and muay thai this year and just got back to my fencing nationals weight, it do take an effort as you age.
r/circklejerksopranos trolling and pissing off r/conservative over Charlie Kirk has been fucking hilarious.
doing analysis paper proposals today. a student informed me they would like to write a paper about the iconic smash hit film from the year 2001 named Legally Blonde.
Lmao
He never had the making of a varsity athlete, you know what I mean?
I woke up to 200+ text messages of pure trash talk about the Mets lmao. This is fucking glorious
Britney Spears was only 25 in 07 when she had that breakdown.
alright fellas im going food shopping in like an hour. lemme know what i should get while im out and i will consider it
this is mostly a trip for bathroom/kitchen supplies and water/gatorade/vitamin water/v8 but will take all suggestions into consideration
oh and i need my breakfast sausages
XXTRA Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Grab me some skittles
Buy two types of rice grain, mix them, thank me later
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My girlfriend makes me go to this Howl-o-Scream thing at Busch Gardens every year and while I appreciate the effort that goes into these haunted houses they set up, there's only so many times you can walk down a straight line while people jump out and try to scare you.
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How's this for a scare..
Rural two lane road. No street lights. Pitch black. You have about a tenth of a second to hit the brakes if there is anything in your path. Suddenly your headlights light up a person right on the side of the road. Standing completely still with a blank look on their face. They don't even flinch as you pass by.
This was a couple hours ago less than half a mile from my house.
At least the haunted houses at universal are really incredibly themed