Random Thoughts

[Xno Kappa]

A few of us swung by our coworkers house earlier today to grab something. This dude always talks about how he was an athlete in college. Whatever right?

Anyways, a bunch of us were playing fetch with his dog killing time. This dude comes out. Throws a few himself. And not even an exaggeration, he probably has the worst mechanics throwing a ball I’ve ever seen. My seven year old might as well be prime Pedro Martinez by comparison.

[Xno Kappa]

It was as if his upper arm was glued to his torso or something. I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Demosthenes]

It was as if his upper arm was glued to his torso or something. I’ve never seen anything like it.

Al Bundy didn't have it anymore either.

[Zealot]

His dad was never around growing up so he learned how to throw from the local raccoons. That's why he throws bad for a person but great for a raccoon.

[archibaldcrane]

It was as if his upper arm was glued to his torso or something. I’ve never seen anything like it.

Was his sport gymnastics?

Sent from my SM-A546U using Tapatalk

[archibaldcrane]

One time I was at a pool in Vegas and someone had a football they were tossing around, and a bunch of swinging dick British guys in their 20s wanted a crack at it

It was hilarious, none of them could throw it whatsoever

Sent from my SM-A546U using Tapatalk

[Andalusian girls]

it is wild how people who have never done something aren't good at doing that thing

[Zealot]

The air smells so good in the Fall.

It's a really terrible world we live in and I get sad whenever I think about it, I'm glad there are at least a few things left that are still enjoyable.

Sent from my SM-S938U using Tapatalk

[archibaldcrane]

it is wild how people who have never done something aren't good at doing that thing

They ended up pitching it back and forth like a rugby ball

Sent from my SM-A546U using Tapatalk

[archibaldcrane]

The air smells so good in the Fall.

It's a really terrible world we live in and I get sad whenever I think about it, I'm glad there are at least a few things left that are still enjoyable.

Sent from my SM-S938U using Tapatalk

Nah, the world is better than than ever

Sent from my SM-A546U using Tapatalk

[Zealot]

I don't have children or own multiple homes archi.

Sent from my SM-S938U using Tapatalk

[archibaldcrane]

I don't have children or own multiple homes archi.

Sent from my SM-S938U using Tapatalk

There's 8.1 billion people on this planet, the situation of an individual has no bearing on whether the "world is terrible".

Sent from my SM-A546U using Tapatalk

[Zealot]

I was sad and morose but then I had two post exchanges with archi and now I'm annoyed and exasperated, so I guess you did get my mind off of things.

Sent from my SM-S938U using Tapatalk

[Andalusian girls]

it is his gift

[kuronosan]

Or it's the dopamine.

[Milkster]

Nah, the world is better than than ever

Sent from my SM-A546U using Tapatalk

You trying to get a job at Fox News or something?

[Xno Kappa]

Fall air is awesome. You breathe it in and it just takes you back to childhood playing with your friends in the neighborhood after school.

[Melena]

You trying to get a job at Fox News or something?

He'd be saying the world is shit and it's Obama's fault for just existing if he wanted to be on Fox.

[Anoat]

People named Maximillian who willfully choose to go by that name instead of abbreviating to Max are too pretentious for me and cannot be trusted

[synistar]

My manager inadvertently started a terrible Reply All email chain (25+ people) and I'm sleep deprived enough to sow maximum chaos to make that email chain grow.