Random Thoughts

[Demosthenes]

With those carpenter arms? A gun rack, obviously.

[Milkster]

Flanders from the Simpsons looks like Bart with a mustache.

[Cantih]

Y'all need Jesus.

Boring. Nice but no fun.

Find a god that's good deeds AND debauchery, and then the conversation can get going.

[Zealot]

If video game CEs are going to keep coming with statues I'm gonna need them to start shipping them separately. Finding space for these ridiculously large boxes is a challenge I don't want to add to housing 7200~ comic books.

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[Milkster]

Ive been online so long, that now when someone drops a slur I'm just like... thats it? Oh pookie, I've had grown men calling me a fagg*t and nigg3r online for almost 2 decades now. The sting is gone.

[Milkster]

Maybe because its too general and a lazy insult. I yearn for some creativity during discourse. Get those real specific reads ready

[Milkster]

Also fuck Swiss navy for changing from the pump lube bottles to press and pop lube bottle. They know men are too dumb to double check that its closed after putting it on their dicks and then it just all spills out everywhere

[Milkster]

The number of men who think Vaseline, lotion, shampoo, conditioner and other self care products can be used as sexual lubricants is too high

[Salodin]

Maybe because its too general and a lazy insult. I yearn for some creativity during discourse. Get those real specific reads ready

Oh my God this so much. A low key insult without any slurs hurts way more than your generic racist slur.

Hit me with that "SquarePants ass ass wit yo stranger things haircut" and I'll be in the corner crying

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[Salodin]

The number of men who think Vaseline, lotion, shampoo, conditioner and other self care products can be used as sexual lubricants is too high

You don't want to condition your asshole?

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[Zealot]

What is left, at this point, that needs conditioning?

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[archibaldcrane]

Pump lube is so clutch, Milkster is right

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[Gredival]

Oh my God this so much. A low key insult without any slurs hurts way more than your generic racist slur.

Hit me with that "SquarePants ass ass wit yo stranger things haircut" and I'll be in the corner crying

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I also wish that trash talk was more original, but I hate how gaming has become overly moderated and tailored to fragile sensibilities. I should be able to call someone a trashcan without a ban.

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[Mertron]

just posting this so i have access to it later

[Mertron]

Bud ...

Let me tell y'all something...

You don't wanna be out here

You think you wanna be out here cause you not out here

When you get out here... You ain't gonna want to be out here no more

Last time you was out here... Out here was different...

You think it's something better...I come to let you know... The best you gonna get is what you already got

Ion know why you don't wanna do the work... You gonna come out here and ain't gonna like it

All they do is start podcast and talk about plate fixing

14 minutes being out here you gonna start saying "these females"

If you can make it work do so...

You don't wanna be out here learning tiktok dances and falling off milk crates

LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH

Bud they want rounds now... You better pray about coming out here

You think it's a game till you in the middle of 60k people in a panny and she pointing her finger at you all hard rapping Flo milli lyrics

Do you like tumeric???? Charcoal ice cream???

You better learn to like it

You don't know nothing bout sneaky link... Now you knocking on the door of a 22 year old with 3 other roommates... Cause she got a side piece

You gonna be wearing a "hottie" shirt by Thanksgiving... You better ask your wife to forgive you

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it

You don't have the cholesterol to be out here

They not eating butter pecan no more.... Blue bell ain't out here

You gonna be chasing Cialis with red bull

Do you know what "group chat" is???? You better learn... Cause you finna be the subject

Do you know how to make a mimosa????

Tulum??????

These people are 60% crab leg/ 30% iced coffee/ and 10% vape pen

Beloved.... Whatever went wrong... Go back and make it right

They pegging out here...

I'm not trying to scare you... I'm trying to prepare you... These people are children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos...

You ready to leave your wife of thirty years till you wake up and your body is surrounded by rose quartz and moon water...

My message is simple. Dell Curry...

Go home and be a family man!

[Zealot]

My girlfriend wants to buy a house together with money her parents are giving her and I just wanna keep having my own place.

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[Demosthenes]

My girlfriend wants to buy a house together with money her parents are giving her and I just wanna keep having my own place.

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My guy, she's seeing a life with you. If this is that same girl you said you couldn't see yourself settling down with, you need to tell her.

[Mertron]

but at the same time, read my above post

[Milkster]

My girlfriend wants to buy a house together with money her parents are giving her and I just wanna keep having my own place.

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Y'all still together? Oh. No tea, no shade, Pookie, but you don't want her and I know you know and we all know that here. Anytime you've mentioned or alluded to her, it's never been a statement that shows anything other being neutral or very beige emotionally. It was giving meh. Y'all started dating during a major upheaveal in your life and I think your still holding on because she's comfortable and a devil you known and being single at your age frightens you.

[Milkster]

but at the same time, read my above post

Zealot was single when that twitter saga occurred. It's in reference to a dude that was getting divorced after 30 years.