Alastor is so fucking good lol
Spoiler: show
Another theater nerd!
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These commercials for Jardiance being like “potential side effects include painful swelling and rashes between the anus and genitals which could be fatal” and I’m like god damn rip to that test group that made that sacrifice for us
I don't envy the coroners who had to write "cause of death: fatal taint reaction" on the death certificate.
The meds that I'm on in their commercial it's all happy and smily then somebody goes, "A potentially fatal brain infection has occured." I guess I'm in the clear cause I have been on it for several years and have no side effects.
We're posting on an FFXI forum, in the spam section, in 2025, no brain infection is going to find anything to feed off of.
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So there's a chance you can get necrotizing fasciitis from Jardiance. Has 2 patients get it right above their butt cracks then it migrated down both butt cheeks, the groin and into their balls and penis. Now they both have micro peni and no sensation in their dicks and butt cheeks left because of all the grafts and surgeries.
Why the fuck are platanos so damn expensive!? Fuck Trump.
Just do what the Asians do and fry bananas instead
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Remember to keepa lads. Don't fall for amazon memes.
If I were in a contentious back-and-forth duet with my rival, I would simply not end my bars with words that were easy to rhyme.
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Not you I'm taking you to the gun range.
Oh I saw, the monster fucker.
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Best fucking holiday of the year. All the great food without the stress of bullshit presents.
Happy thanksgiving!
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