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    Done a lot of sailing and beach time. Still look great, but I know my skin's gonna be fucked in the next 10 or 15. All that time getting sunlight reflected at my face can't be good, but hey, sailing.

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    i use some Korean skincare business daily and p much everyone assumes i'm 5-10 years younger than i am

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    I'd probably be dead of skin cancer if I lived in the tropics.

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    I love sunshine like you wouldn't believe. I guess moving to England is how I slow it all down.

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    I don't have perfect skin but I think I look pretty decent for being 45 (and never employing a "skin care regimen")

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    Like, how much would spending a day+ and a couple hundred dollars a year on my facial skin for the past 3 decades actually have accomplished? For whom?

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    Yes you look amazing at 45.

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    Any opportunity to show off the new bathroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Done a lot of sailing and beach time. Still look great, but I know my skin's gonna be fucked in the next 10 or 15. All that time getting sunlight reflected at my face can't be good, but hey, sailing.
    Black people have 1/30th the chance of developing skin cancer as white people.

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    I learned that from House in an episode where a black guy gets skin cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Any opportunity to show off the new bathroom

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    You love my tile setting skills

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    archi are you british

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    archi are you british
    I'm a northern/western European mutt - British, German, Irish, the most exotic it gets is my great grandma immigrated from Bohemia back when that was a real place.

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    where does the ho come from

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Black people have 1/30th the chance of developing skin cancer as white people.

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    I don't think this is true for equivalent amounts of sunshine. It's possible black my people spend more time indoors, but I'm pulling that out of my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    where does the ho come from
    Poland before Bohemia obv

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I'm trying to get better about moisturizing, I started really worrying about it when I hit 40. Exfoliating still a rare occurrence for me though
    Get an African net cloth

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    So I joined another gym (8 memberships around the city, its my indulgence) and been working out with this straight bro. Eventually we go hangout at his place and then he """"""accidentally"""" starts streaming a Blacked group scene trying to show me a YouTube video. Pookie, not my first rodeo and you know what, I'm ok with helping people figure out their sexuality. Anyway, we're sitting next to each other stroking and all I can notice is damn, that lady's makeup is amazing. Shes getting passed around by 5 dudes, dripping sweat, covered in saliva and other various fluids and not a smudge to be seen. I wondered who was her make up artist and what kind of setting spray they use. Why dont more makeup companies use post post shoots to talk about their staying power and coverage instead of having the women press their lips against a napkin.


    Then I realized what I was thinking and was like damn my nigga you really a faugette.

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    Is that like gay french bread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Is that like gay french bread
    No that's faguette

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