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    0-9 inches is usually my opening date promise as well, keep em on their toes

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    lol

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    im working OT on Monday...fml...

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    it is now 12-20 inches and 50 mph gusts

    fuck me i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    0-9 inches is usually my opening date promise as well, keep em on their toes
    Just bring the straps with you and honestly it wouldnt be a lie. Have her reach in the sex bag of tricks and pick the dildo she wants you to use.

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    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Having little girls sell their Girl Scout cookies in front of grocery stores should be illegal.

    How dare you prey on my guilt!

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    The smart ones set up outside weed dispensaries.

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    I always buy a box of Tagalongs and then consider my duty done for the season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    it is now 12-20 inches and 50 mph gusts

    fuck me i guess
    I’m now working tomorrow evening through Tuesday morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Having little girls sell their Girl Scout cookies in front of grocery stores should be illegal.

    How dare you prey on my guilt!
    You can go to the Girl Scouts website and enter a zip code to see where they will be. Most people use it to know where they can be found to buy the cookies, but I suppose you could use it to know where NOT to go if you want to avoid them.

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    You can be a cold-hearted bastard and tell them no thank you, too. It's great.

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    The amount of time between Toy Story 3 (2010) to Toy Story 5 (2026) is longer than the amount of time between Toy Story (1995) and Toy Story 3 (2010).

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    You're just making numbers up now, Toy Story ended with 3 and no one ever gave Tim Allen work again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I always buy a box of Tagalongs and then consider my duty done for the season.

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    I have not seen them selling them in this area in a really long time. I kinda miss it. I would buy like four boxes of Thin Mints and put them in the freezer.

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    Boooooo! Smiling Friends is ending.

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    I know. I didn't like it at first but it really grew on me ha ha.

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    it’s the year of our lord 2026 and the Reddit algorithm is feeding me Diablo 2 “how many jahs is this worth” posts

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    Netflix screwed out of WB deal, prepare for Batman to start deporting illegals and sending money to Israel.

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    Paramount and Netflix were engaged in a bidding war and Netflix backed out. I agree that Paramount ownership is gonna be worse for the Warner properties (RIP the "fuck ICE" chants if they're still around when the deal goes through) but they weren't "screwed"

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    neither was your mother last night EYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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