Random Thoughts

[Demosthenes]

People really underestimate this time of year. We got professional football, baseball, basketball, hockey, and the Masters all happening. I mean granted yes the football is the UFL or XFL or whatever it is now, but still.

NGL, even back before I moved, the only time I cared about American sports that weren't "go fast" sports, was when the local team made playoffs.

[Outlaw]

Countries are banning young people from having phones. It should be the other way around. Old people should be banned from having phones or computers. Just give them an old touch tone phone with a cord and a CRT tv and a brick clicker.

[Milkster]

Countries are banning young people from having phones. It should be the other way around. Old people should be banned from having phones or computers. Just give them an old touch tone phone with a cord and a CRT tv and a brick clicker.

Honestly.

[Milkster]

You know when you’re getting ready for the summer and festival season. So you hit up your guy to stock up. He says he has a better source of Molly and pressed pills. So you’re like yeah bring a sample over before you buy. You try his stuff and next thing you know he’s balls deep in you and you’re telling him you love him. Now he’s thinking that y’all could be something but it was really just the really good Molly talking. You guys know what I’m talking about?

[Demosthenes]

So you and panda are fucking now?

[Zealot]

I know exactly what you're talking about, I was fucking a girl named Molly in college for awhile and I still think about those perfect tits on her tiny body sometimes. I assume that's what this discussion is about.

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[archibaldcrane]

I know exactly what you're talking about, I was fucking a girl named Molly in college for awhile and I still think about those perfect tits on her tiny body sometimes. I assume that's what this discussion is about.

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Her name was Cat and she was a professor actually

What a body

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[Zealot]

My Kat was a law student with me at Hofstra. I think she works in finance regulation now.

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[Milkster]

My nephew was at church with my mom and there were some old school desks there. He asked where was he supposed to put his water bottle during class. We didnt drink water! We got to line up twice maybe three times a day and get 10 seconds from a crusty ass water fountain. And if you went over the 10 seconds you had other kids yelling at you to save some for the fishes!

[Anoat]

The fact that the Klingon language is treated wholly separate from other languages in Star Trek, while obviously a narrative choice for storytelling purposes, implies that Klingon is NOT included in the Universal Translator. Therefore whenever you see Klingons speaking to non-Klingons in their own language, it would imply they have learned that species’ language thru traditional means. Quite the accomplishment for a warrior culture race. Worf likely an exception to this since he would receive a Universal Translator as a Starfleet Officer.

[Milkster]

Is it sexual harassment if a little person tells you your hair smells nice?

[Milkster]

Ever wonder if Elastagirl ever stretched out and enlarged her clit and pegged Mr. Incredible? Or engulfed his whole body inside her while he was eating her out.

[Mertron]

Ever wonder if Elastagirl ever stretched out and enlarged her clit and pegged Mr. Incredible? Or engulfed his whole body inside her while he was eating her out.

[Milkster]

Like her labia start stretching out like this and whoosh

https://youtube.com/shorts/1E0YlmowF...SI0r5nFZXZUK6-

[Roranora]

hey yo lemme lick the clit of the bodybag vulva

you could probably really work that thing, do kinda like a pitcher rubbing a baseball or like a cat allorubbing its face all into you

[Zealot]

This is really my fault for learning how to read.

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[Xno Kappa]

My son here asking me if space is just a big black circle can we not escape?

Little man you are far too young to already be having an existential crisis.

[Demosthenes]

My son here asking me if space is just a big black circle can we not escape?

Little man you are far too young to already be having an existential crisis.

Yes, and the circle keeps growing bigger.

[Anoat]

My son here asking me if space is just a big black circle can we not escape?

Little man you are far too young to already be having an existential crisis.

Just wait until he learns the truth about the sun

[Mertron]

Yes, and the circle keeps growing bigger.

just like his mom boom roasted