i keep randomly getting the afroman “randy watters is a son of a bitch” song stuck in my head
ooooo-ooooooooooooooo-oo!
Katze. Fucking unfair once you master his moveset.
Bushido Blade was the tits i remember walking to Panda's house after class and dicin him up
Lawyer: Do you honestly believe Afroman had sex with your wife?
Dumb Cop: I don’t know! That’s what he’s saying!
The lawyer had the female cop sit through a 14 minute diss track and all she could do was sit silently and sob lmaoooo
Waking up to poop in the middle of the night is never a pleasant experience.
One night when we were teenagers we got really dumb drunk at my friend’s house. His big brother over did it like crazy to try and impress us 16-17 year olds.
Dude basically blacked out and began puking and shitting on himself. We threw him in the shower to try and clean his ass and help sober him up.
Too late, my friend’s parents arrive and the pops is even drunker than all of us. His eldest son in the tub trying to recover and I swear to god, this dude just takes a menacing walk to the bathroom and just slaps the ever living shit out of him. And all we could was sprint to the door.
Watching my son grow up has me thinking about those type of incidents in my childhood more and more often.
When I was 16 I hung out with some of my brother's friends and drank my first beer, and then 2 more, over the course of like 6 or 8 hours all night while they smashed like a case and a half between the 3 of them. Then someone threw up in one of the beds at my dad's house and my step-mom has refused to believe it wasn't me for 25+ years.
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