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    Praise be to speech-to-text voicemail. I can read my voicemails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    Praise be to speech-to-text voicemail. I can read my voicemails.
    A client left me this voice-mail trying to be sexy. He wasn't talking about the country in Africa


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    seems like a healthy profession

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    Imagine what kind of person they would be if they didn't have an outlet for...whatever it is that is...lol

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    And yet, Milkster will continue to entertain him as a client after going hard-r on him because everybody has a price.


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    slim whore baguette. yeah.

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    has a kind of poetry to it

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    I guess I should say he wanted to be my client but I never met him. Anyway here is the most iconic voice-mail left for at a job. No professions are healthy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    A client left me this voice-mail trying to be sexy. He wasn't talking about the country in Africa

    So he called again and I was bored and I wanted to see how high he was and how much crack he was smoking. It was enough to make Panda blush. Then I got this


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    Panda blushes p easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    So he called again and I was bored and I wanted to see how high he was and how much crack he was smoking. It was enough to make Panda blush. Then I got this

    Is it...a man? I'm no confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    So he called again and I was bored and I wanted to see how high he was and how much crack he was smoking. It was enough to make Panda blush. Then I got this

    Is this person a meth head? I see English words and letters but I don't understand what they are saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    So he called again and I was bored and I wanted to see how high he was and how much crack he was smoking. It was enough to make Panda blush. Then I got this

    Is this Boosie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Is it...a man? I'm no confused

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    Yes and he's in his late 40s.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Is this person a meth head? I see English words and letters but I don't understand what they are saying
    Yes he is.

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    Did you know there's a cousin of PTSD? CPTSD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Did you know there's a cousin of PTSD? CPTSD
    girl staying in my room has cptsd, keeps waking up confused or screaming, fun times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    unrelated: it is cold, and my long underwear is in the laundry, so i decided to wear pajama pants under my jeans. workin out pretty well.
    Lined pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Is this Boosie?
    lol

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    gonna snow tomorrow night so it’s time to park my car at the end of the driveway and only shovel the apron because i am the laziest man alive

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    I just give the local kids 20 bucks to do it. Fuck that. Did enough shoveling as a child to last a life time.

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