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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Plus they got the best Arnold Palmer outside of an Arizona.
    accurate

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    Haven't had an Arizona iced tea since 1967.

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    This cabin resort I'm staying at has a sauna and hot damn fellas, I would use this thing once a day every day.

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    just make sure to roll your neck sigh deeply and announce to those around you, it's like a sauna in here, once a shvitz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    This cabin resort I'm staying at has a sauna and hot damn fellas, I would use this thing once a day every day.

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    Baby on the way, stressed and on vacation and getting to relax in a sauna? I’ve seen this play a few hundred times before.

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    I would love to see a new/updated version of death note that incorporates all the technological advances since early 2000s

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    Zealot has a baby otw???

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    I said MIGHT have had a baby on the way, but no, that was a false alarm.

    I'm actually considering getting a fertility test at this point because as far as I know I don't have any kids and I have never been shall we say the *most* responsible.

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    I'd get your couch situated before having a baby tbh

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    The couch is the birth control, just dries up all the ovaries within 100 feet

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    I love that couch more than I would any baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I said MIGHT have had a baby on the way, but no, that was a false alarm.

    I'm actually considering getting a fertility test at this point because as far as I know I don't have any kids and I have never been shall we say the *most* responsible.

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    Just get the snip.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    This cabin resort I'm staying at has a sauna and hot damn fellas, I would use this thing once a day every day.

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    I often point at a particular spot in my backyard where I plan to put that $4k Costco sauna when we retire.

    All I want to do in my old age is swim, sauna, game, the other thing, and nap.

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    sandy nobody wants to hear that nasty shit from you

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    Lmao

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    I saw a bear, I've gotten everything I wanted from this California trip.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    sandy nobody wants to hear that nasty shit from you
    I’m not referring to that, dingleberry. I’m trying to give the rest of the bg homies some peace.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Why is trying to search in Gmail on the phone such absolute shit?

    Me looking for “hotel confirmation”

    And have to scroll past EVERY GOD DAMN EMAIL THAT REMOTELY HAS AN H IN IT BEFORE GETTING TO THE ONE I WANT

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    Yahoo has the same shitty search engine. I just star emails nowadays whenever I know it’s something important

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I need to start doing that.

    It’s insane

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