Haven't had an Arizona iced tea since 1967.
This cabin resort I'm staying at has a sauna and hot damn fellas, I would use this thing once a day every day.
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just make sure to roll your neck sigh deeply and announce to those around you, it's like a sauna in here, once a shvitz
I would love to see a new/updated version of death note that incorporates all the technological advances since early 2000s
Zealot has a baby otw???
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I said MIGHT have had a baby on the way, but no, that was a false alarm.
I'm actually considering getting a fertility test at this point because as far as I know I don't have any kids and I have never been shall we say the *most* responsible.
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I'd get your couch situated before having a baby tbh
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The couch is the birth control, just dries up all the ovaries within 100 feet
I love that couch more than I would any baby.
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sandy nobody wants to hear that nasty shit from you
Lmao
I saw a bear, I've gotten everything I wanted from this California trip.
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Why is trying to search in Gmail on the phone such absolute shit?
Me looking for “hotel confirmation”
And have to scroll past EVERY GOD DAMN EMAIL THAT REMOTELY HAS AN H IN IT BEFORE GETTING TO THE ONE I WANT
Yahoo has the same shitty search engine. I just star emails nowadays whenever I know it’s something important
I need to start doing that.
It’s insane