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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Humans dont belong in parts of water sharks are in.
    According to who? god?

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    How I know you're white

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    if he was white he would've wrote whom

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    also the ocean rules and sharks are chill 99.999% of the time you're more likely to be killed by a dog

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    Random Thoughts

    Dolphins are the true assholes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    How I know you're white
    Hey remember when I thought you were white?

    Same result.

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    That's not a shark attack, that's you trespassing.

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    Remember that time we found out bum was white and he just like quit after that

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    God that was fuckin' hilarious.

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    Also jesus fuck that was a decade ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Why are they called shark attacks? Humans dont belong in parts of water sharks are in. Sharks just doing what they do in their homes. Like sure if you're getting some water from a faucet and then a shark taps on your shoulder and is like get me a glass too then bites you, yeah.
    Biggest plot hole in all of Jaws. Just don’t go in the water. Boom, movie is over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Biggest plot hole in all of Jaws. Just don’t go in the water. Boom, movie is over.
    Sir did you live through the pandemic?

    MuH FrEeDoMs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Biggest plot hole in all of Jaws. Just don’t go in the water. Boom, movie is over.
    did you even watch the movie? it’s tourist season!

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    Anoat never had the makings of a New England mayor

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    See how there were no black or brown people in Jaws? Oh it was interrsting seeing the obese lady in the beginning all the MAHA love to say obesity didn't exist pre-90s at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Are you saying animals are on the same level of cognitive abilities and thus their actions should be judged as such?
    No, I'm saying there's a reason they call it a shark attack you moron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    See how there were no black or brown people in Jaws? Oh it was interrsting seeing the obese lady in the beginning all the MAHA love to say obesity didn't exist pre-90s at all.
    Bruh it's set on Martha's Vineyard. Of course there's no brown or black people.

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    Obama took his family vacations out to the vineyard and owns a house on the island, so there have occasionally been black people out there.

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    that was his white half

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