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    dont listen to these nerds toki half of em living in an apartment or with they inlaws

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    toki should go to a chiropractor

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    get some lumber support

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    :D

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    Perfect avatar for that.

    I told my friends they can keep whatever they cut and split. No takers so far.

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    "Queermo" was an underappreciated insult back when it was ok to say stuff like that.

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    Us inner city youth just called people the f word until the gays copyrighted it. We just moved on instead of getting mad that we couldn't use it anymore.

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    fruit is a weird word for the gays to steal.

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    Queermo was like... is it a portmanteau of offensive terms? Is it a wholly unique slur? Is it a strange Spanish name? We had something there and didn't appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    fruit is a weird word for the gays to steal.
    when i was a kid watching clue i never understood the part when mr green says he’s a plant and someone else says “really, i thought guys like you were called a fruit” and didn’t get it until years later

    anyway im gonna go home and have sex with my wife

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    even the Mona Lisa is falling apart

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    The Mona Lisa never gave me a boner though

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    If you hookup with a woman and her bra and panties match, she fucked you

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    This reminds me of a funny renaissance art comic I saw on the web the other day. A frustrated Michaelangelo lays on his back on top of a scaffolding as he paints the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. He is muttering to himself, “Oh, suuuure, I’ll paint your church. Gonna paint half of them with they dicks out tho”

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    Queen’s Gambit was pretty amazing.

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    How much money would it take y'all to bang Lizzo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    How much money would it take y'all to bang Lizzo?
    I charge a flat rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    How much money would it take y'all to bang Lizzo?
    from behind id do it for free and not tell anyone

    if shes on top like 50k or so?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    How much money would it take y'all to bang Lizzo?
    Enough money to fund a neuralizer.

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