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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    The number of people in the world older than you will never increase.
    On my resume under the “achievements and honors” heading I list myself as Former World’s Youngest Person

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    That feeling when you step out of the shower, hair washed, body washed, face washed, put deodorant on, brushing your teeth, feeling as fresh and clean as could be, and then your gut says time to poop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    That feeling when you step out of the shower, hair washed, body washed, face washed, put deodorant on, brushing your teeth, feeling as fresh and clean as could be, and then your gut says time to poop.

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    THE WORST! Time to shower again!

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    remember when serial experiments lain was a completely original concept then they made the matrix like a year later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    remember when serial experiments lain was a completely original concept then they released the matrix like a year later
    Tends take more than a year to make a movie.

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    Why the hell do movie studios keep giving Zack Snyder money?

    I bet he thinks shoe horning Jesus imagery every five minutes makes him a nuanced and subtle story teller when it really just makes him a pretentious douche bag.

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    That's just his cross to bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    That's just his cross to bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Why the hell do movie studios keep giving Zack Snyder money?

    I bet he thinks shoe horning Jesus imagery every five minutes makes him a nuanced and subtle story teller when it really just makes him a pretentious douche bag.
    Same reason why NBA & NFL teams keep hiring the same shitty coaches. Past records. People enjoyed 300, Dawn of the Dead Remake, and to a lesser extent Watchmen, so he keeps getting work based on that instead of what he's done recently.

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    Lets see ol Zacky wiggle his way into a new contract after his last shitty movie.

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    gardner minshew did an interview with pff today and threw out the line "good teams win, great teams cover" and i couldn't stop laughing. you can't help but love the guy

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    Koopa troopas are closer to hermit crabs than they are turtles

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    maybe if you dont know what a hermit crab looks like

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    Koopa troopas may look like turtles, but their spines aren't fused to their shells. They can be removed from their shells, and survive, before they scuttle back to their shell for protection.

    They can retreat into their shell for defense, and while we have never seen this happen, the fact that koopas wear boxers and survive out of their shell also means they could probably move into a completely different shell if circumstances called for it.

    They got more in common with hermit crabs than turtles lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Koopa troopas may look like turtles, but their spines aren't fused to their shells. They can be removed from their shells, and survive, before they scuttle back to their shell for protection.

    They can retreat into their shell for defense, and while we have never seen this happen, the fact that koopas wear boxers and survive out of their shell also means they could probably move into a completely different shell if circumstances called for it.

    They got more in common with hermit crabs than turtles lol

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    No. They have ONE thing in common with hermit crabs. They have MORE in common with tortoises.

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    Name what they have in common with tortoises

    Shape of their shell, and I wouldn't even count their beak as a commonality cause many animals have beaks. Their beak is more reminiscent of a parrots beak than a turtles beak, not that all turtles even have similar beaks. That's it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Name things they have in common with tortoises except for the things they have in common with tortises.
    Koopa Troopers are evolved from shellcreepers. You gonna tell me shellcreepers aren't akin to tortoises and suddenly being able to pop out makes them more like anything that lives in a fucking house?

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