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    If you dont have boner gifs handy, what are you doing on the internet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaspinne View Post
    Am I the only Canadian who doesn't have an American Eagle boner gif readily on hand?
    Might be true, i have the same gif in my bucket.

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    Grace Community Church, a 3,500 seat chuch in Sun Valley, LA County California, reopened in defiance of the governor's orders and are not requiring masks.

    It's run by famous evangelical pastor John MacArthur.

    And it's the church where my brother-in-law is a pastor.

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    that would be a 500k fine for the church here and 750 bucks for each individual, if they can find them

    good way to get them trump bucks back

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Grace Community Church, a 3,500 seat chuch in Sun Valley, LA County California, reopened in defiance of the governor's orders and are not requiring masks.

    It's run by famous evangelical pastor John MacArthur.

    And it's the church where my brother is a pastor.
    Sounds like a rona hotspot

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    Well at least you know your brother can put in a good word for you with Jesus for all the demon semen and alien DNA hijinks you're involved with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    that would be a 500k fine for the church here and 750 bucks for each individual, if they can find them
    I'm sure they know where they will be on Sunday. How selfish do you have to be to willingly put people who trust you in danger when there are other means you can take to worship.

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    John MacArthur is 81 years old.

    If they aren't requiring masks, it's almost certain to be a site of transmission.

    He went on fucking Tucker Carlson on Tuesday to explain what he's doing.

    https://www.christianpost.com/news/j...the-truth.html

    I really feel sick about this. I like my brother in law, he's a good guy, he's far from a hardcore Trumper. This sucks so bad.

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    fuck you tucker carlson

    fuck you john macarthur

    of course they don't even mention that THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES JUST RULED ON THIS


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    Do your brother a favor and knock him out for a week.

    Also the 'goggle' stuff being laughed on the news. That's assumed in addition to wearing a mask, right? Because they sure as fuck are not going to do much on their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaisha View Post
    Do your brother a favor and knock him out for a week.
    I'd need a weapon, he's like 6'4 265.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I'd need a weapon, he's like 6'4 265.
    Tell him Aaron Rodgers stats. That will knock him out from boredom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Tell him Aaron Rodgers stats. That will knock him out from boredom.
    He has given me for christmas gifts both an Aaron Rodgers figurine and Green Bay Packers socks.

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    “The second thing that makes this so sensible is that in the state of California there are 40 million people, 8,500 of them have died with COVID. That is .002 (percent),” MacArthur said. “So in California, you have a 99.99 percent chance to survive COVID.”
    from that Tucker Carlson interview

    fuck YOUUUUUUU

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    Of those 8,500 dead in California

    4,500 are in Los Angeles County, home of Grace Community Church

    https://www.latimes.com/projects/cal...ngeles-county/

    We've had 183,000 positive tests for COVID in this county. That's almost 2% of the population.

    Again, GCC holds 3500 people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    from that Tucker Carlson interview

    fuck YOUUUUUUU

    Ah yes, because all 40 million of them have contracted Covid-19 already for that statement to make any sense, ignoring age groups/other factors that lead to survivability. Can we shove the old folks out of politics already?

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    I have been sporadically announcing that we need to teach statistics in high school for many years on these very forums and it will probably shock no one to learn that my position remains unchanged.

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    Sounds like he is trying to bait the state so he can sue. And if people die while he is trying to make that green, that is god's will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    from that Tucker Carlson interview

    fuck YOUUUUUUU
    i'm beginning to think many people have a poor grasp of probability and statistics and applying relevant context

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    Realized I said brother above, typing fast. I meant brother-in-law.

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