best hate fuck

[D44kpunk]

Milkster wants to fart on people but poop disgusts him. What a time to be alive

[D44kpunk]

The fine line between utter disgust and sexual excitement is the difference between the quantity of fecal matter coming out ones anus. You live a dangerous life milkster

[archibaldcrane]

I just picked Hope Hicks because she's the hottest

I probably would've gone Megyn Kelly though because fuck her and I like that wide-spaced eyed alien looking bitch shit

[Mertron]

hey this person works for the trump campaign i would like to change my answer

https://twitter.com/kayajones/status...624158208?s=21

[Anoat]

Her poor back.

[Anoat]

2026 UPDATE

Some have suggested Nancy Mace be added to this list. These people need mental help and/or a quick handie for post nut clarity.

Kellyanne Conway has aged out of the list according to our resident gmilf expert Salodin. Sorry, grandma. If you too old for Salad, you too old for anyone.

Candace Owens has significantly moved up in the list thanks to her "crazy eyes" video.

Lauren Boebert I guess wasn't a thing in 2020 but i think most of us straight dudes would have her in the list (and maybe a few ladies if the rumors are to be believed)

Tomi Lahren still the undisputed hate fuck queen though

[Ksandra]

I'm trying to think of what my male equivalent of this would be but they are all fat white dudes with terrible beards, so idk.

[Ksandra]

Oh, maybe Chris Pratt? I think he secretly be wildin' MAGA but wants to keep hollywood.